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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)

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[-] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I still keep them all in one giant box, but they're all sorted and velcroed together

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Amateur. You're supposed to just throw them all in a giant tangled mess. I'm gonna laugh when you need one and you don't even have to spend an hour figuring out what's what.

[-] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

That was me for the last 15 years lol

Finally spent some time on it after a move

[-] smh@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Mine are pipecleanered neatly (couldn't find the Velcro) and grouped into gallon Ziploc bags.

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