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[-] nonagonOrc@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah but now it requires two spellslots. Damn wizard council

[-] Tommelot@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

The ket spell was always there

[-] scrion@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

The ket spell is a cantrip.

[-] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago

It's not even a spell! The somatic component is listed as "the amount of ketamine you intend to summon"! You're not even a Wizard, you're just addicted to ketamine!

[-] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The room darkens, there is a crack of lightning, and a cloud of smoke erupts from the circle. As the smoke clears the silhouette of a primate becomes visible. As your eyes adjust to the light you recognise the primate as none other than Elon musk.

What will you do?

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 29 points 2 weeks ago

I. JUST. TOLD. YOU. KETAMINE. APE. WAS. BANNED. MOTHERFUCKER.

[-] unknown@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

Make sure the musk primate is watching while we tape the ketamine to a frisbee and fling it off a cliff.

[-] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

The musk issues a blood curdling roar and charges after the ketamine head first off the cliff.

[-] unknown@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

A mysterious clocked figure seems to apparate out of the aether. The witch casts broken glass on top of your spell augmenting it.

The witch introduces herself as Vivian and hands you a fat stack of cash.

[-] unknown@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yo Viv, you got any change? Coins are easier to aim, hurt more too. Then again, if I glue the cash to my sharp rocks... hmm I seem to only have sand in my pockets, I'm a terrible wizzzard.

Do you think he's hit the glass yet?

I have a dexterity roll to make and some now ironic soon-to-be-corpse desecration to commence with.

[-] ToastedPlanet 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

What's important is that the gorilla has to wait at least 15 minutes or 150 rounds of combat for the ketamine to kick in. edit: typo

https://www.talktofrank.com/drug/ketamine

How long it takes to work

15 - 20 mins on average.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

all this does is encourage you to keep it around at all times.

[-] ToastedPlanet 1 points 1 week ago

If that's how people want to spend their days, that's on them. But they won't be invited to the next wizard war.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Fighting fire (Elon Musk) with fire (ketamine apes).

[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

Why does horse tranquiliser make animals freak out

[-] sem 2 points 2 weeks ago

They were too busy finding out if they could, they didn't ask if they should.

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