If my children are all psychopaths, they might actually appreciate a name like this.

It's reasonably acceptable I guess, what people would hate me for is making jokes about getting a gnu name...

Not bad…. Not bad

This is basically what happened in the Netherlands in the past.

I once met a woman whose family name was Boschpijper. Bosch means bush and pijper means dicksucker.

Those nicknames were kind of a joke, but then they followed in official records, but nobody cared. Then, after some generations of them having been written down, they were suddenly something important. And now the family of Boschpijpers have carried their name with pride for several centuries.

Everyone can finally choose "dr." option when filling out flight ticket forms guilt free and probably fly free on Canadia Airlines at least once.

Quite a bit, but it could be worse.

They're cool with it

Probably slightly less than they already do.

They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

well, I'm snipped so that's not a problem, but if we decided to for some reason adopt, they probably wouldn't love it. I wonder if tabbed browsing would ever go away and it would be a surname based on something that everyone forgets (there are more obscure examples but for example Cooper, Cobbler, Fletcher, Bowyer, Tyler, Taylor, Brewster, etc.)

Do they get all my usernames, or just the one on Lemmy?

On the upside, I think this username wouldn't be hard to spell out for people. There's no downside, mine is a perfect username.

Hate-on for musical Mermaid Deadpool?

I suppose it's not so bad spawning a few minor Riots.

It's... ok?

That will entirely depend on people remembering JarJar Binks so I don't know

They will dread everything free

meh not that bad compared to most other names

Not at all

They probably couldn’t be happier, with a deep sigh of relief, seeing as how most of the others would look.

I got mine from my grandfather anyway. Although I won't be having any kids to pass it on.

I imagine they would have a multitude of differing perspectives on it.

Nice

They better like pineapple

If I were rich enough, my kids wouldn’t care. Money brings all the boys to the yard.

That’s Mr. Porksnort to you, peasant.

Since I am not rich enough to leave an inheritance, my kids will just hate me the usual amount.

They will carry the greatest name one could carry. Do you know who I am.

As long as they don't become Swedish and take a culinary career they should be fine.

I don't get it

Probably not too much

They cannot draw then, rip

lol idk