I wanted to play an asexual bard whose only love was the craft. Who wrote just the filthiest poems/songs/etc who just knew what the people wanted even if they didn't really care about it at all.
Make them a Tiefling to make it extra hard.
Literally but not figuratively horny
Maybe you can help me find better words that rhyme with ‘frottage’? I’m writing an epic song cycle that details as many ways to get off that don’t involve intromission.
Oh and it’s the 10th already, you can just slip the rent under the door…
Cabbage, bondage, heritage, I'm sure you can fit all of them
Awesome! Any thoughts for ‘intercrural’?
Uuhh, I think you'll need to ask someone proficient in orcish for that
Mural, plural, and neural are all good rhymes for intercrural and could have fun results. Cheers.
sensually summons a water elemental, turning your floor into a river hi...
Thank you! I've been saying this for a while.
"Girl, allow me to show you the somatic component of my magic fingers!" - applies for pretty much every class, except barbarian. Their stereotype is caveman horny
You just insulted my entire race of people.
My cleric of Sunne was fun. Especially as I played her as a middle aged beauty queen who only got more extra as time went on
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