Pinkertons are being sent to your address for leaking the entire contents of the 5e 2024 DMG.

I don’t even know if the world is round, but I don’t need to.

The players will find a way to make you need to.

Elon Musk's ideal DM would be a doll that just says "Brilliant idea Elon, your plan works perfectly" on loop forever.

For those who don't get it

Power Word Kill

You utter a word of power that can compel one creature you can see within range to die instantly. If the creature you choose has 100 hit points or fewer, it dies. Otherwise, the spell has no effect.

They say as if their position is any better for Palestinians either.

I love how this artist has two series; one with a different setup for the same punchline every time, and one with the same setup for a different punchline every time.

Do they mean a classic DnD foe, or a foe with the name of an entirely unrelated DnD monster tacked on?

Implying BDSM isn't some nerd shit

Why would Konsi play with such a handicap?

3. Secretly she wants to lose.

Not that it matters, since the Xanathar's subordinates will just replace Slygar.

Your comics are like 60% of the reason I check Lemmy.