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[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago

I wanted to play an asexual bard whose only love was the craft. Who wrote just the filthiest poems/songs/etc who just knew what the people wanted even if they didn't really care about it at all.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 15 points 4 days ago

Make them a Tiefling to make it extra hard.

[-] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 8 points 4 days ago

Literally but not figuratively horny

[-] porksnort@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 days ago

Maybe you can help me find better words that rhyme with ‘frottage’? I’m writing an epic song cycle that details as many ways to get off that don’t involve intromission.

Oh and it’s the 10th already, you can just slip the rent under the door…

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 4 days ago

Cabbage, bondage, heritage, I'm sure you can fit all of them

[-] porksnort@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 days ago

Awesome! Any thoughts for ‘intercrural’?

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 4 days ago

Uuhh, I think you'll need to ask someone proficient in orcish for that

[-] Insolentjellyfish@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Mural, plural, and neural are all good rhymes for intercrural and could have fun results. Cheers.

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