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[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 46 minutes ago

I'm at loss

[-] hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 1 points 53 minutes ago

the baby is a fish

[-] Svenare@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago
[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 3 points 3 hours ago
[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

You stuck it in your ass.

[-] blarth@thelemmy.club 2 points 4 hours ago
[-] czer0_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 hours ago

Schrodingers baby

[-] CircaV@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 hours ago

Defo preponant

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago
[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 48 points 10 hours ago

It's a miscarriage.

I'm sorry for your loss.

[-] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 9 points 9 hours ago
[-] runner_g 4 points 7 hours ago

The one from Resurrection.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Quintuplets and possibly a xenomorph

[-] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 hours ago

Or xenomorph quintuplets?

[-] superglue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 hours ago

When this happened to my family it ended up being twins, good luck.

[-] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 28 points 14 hours ago

Sorry for your loss.

[-] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Twins

And a kitten

[-] sibannac@lemmy.world 20 points 14 hours ago
[-] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 hours ago
[-] simple@piefed.social 70 points 17 hours ago

It means I'm sorry for your loss

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Septuplets and one of them will be ADHD as fuck.

[-] Nebula@fedia.io 29 points 15 hours ago

Oh, fuck off. 😅

[-] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 50 points 16 hours ago

Means you're no longer pengrant

[-] Bubs@lemmy.zip 7 points 8 hours ago
[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 6 points 7 hours ago
[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 hour ago

Luigi board burned

[-] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 36 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)
[-] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago
[-] mtpender@piefed.social 25 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I'm at a loss for words...

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 10 points 14 hours ago

It means: Brace yourself for the loss.

[-] Arancello@aussie.zone 4 points 12 hours ago
[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago
[-] Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Am I pregegnant, or am I OK?

[-] Buffman@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago

I think it means you’re Gregnant. Or was it preganté?

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago
[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Congrats! It's a corpse!

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 hours ago

A litter and a runt that one of them might eat in the belly.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Praise be, for He is coming.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago
[-] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago

Syntax error

[-] Therobohour@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Mega pregnant

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 points 13 hours ago

Pregnant with an Eldridge horror.

[-] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 7 points 17 hours ago

It means buy all the diapers.

[-] Grtz78@feddit.org 2 points 13 hours ago

Twins, a cat, a dog and a hanster.

[-] frezik 3 points 15 hours ago

From now on, you will only be pregnant.

[-] mrfriki@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

The second coming.

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 3 points 16 hours ago

Rosemary, why would you do that?

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

You are about to lay 20+ eggs in the near future.

[-] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 1 points 13 hours ago
[-] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 1 points 13 hours ago

I want you to experience a lot of pain, all at once, preferably centered on your pinkie toe

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