Woah. Snoop is closeted? I guess I shouldn't be too surprised.

Snoop no longer Dogg. Snoop is a Pussy(cat) of the Oreo variety. Straight outta Common sense.

I never would have thought ole Snoop Would be such a snowflake

When a celebrity hits a certain age can we just assume their brain is guacamole and not listen to them, ever.

What a little bitch.

Uh oh. Here comes the wahmbulance

Fuck off, lap doggy dog; ya little bitch.

Aw fuck. Why, man? Just why?

To those that don't know, Snoop Dogg has been making a lot of material for kids lately. He has a YouTube channel (called "Doggyland") designed for preschoolers. That means he actually does have an audience these days, even if they're far too young for Lemmy.

I used to think, "Aw cute, becoming a granddad has inspired him to create educational videos. He even gets to explore his new Bow Wizzle fursona!" (I mean.)

But this, this takes back all the joy. I wouldn't be surprised if some parents who hear about this decide to unsubscribe and/or block his channel.

Snoop sucks as an old man.

What a fucking pussy

~~Snoop Dogg~~ Calvin Broadus, fixed it for you.

Then stay the fuck home, ya dweeb.

It’s easier to explain how a lesbian couple can give birth to a baby than it is to explain how an invisible man in the sky made someone pregnant 2000 years ago, but it didn’t stop snoop from becoming a born again Christian.

New evangelical conservative hero now: "lesbians are scary." New evangelical conservative hero 20 years ago: "Guess who's back in the motherfucking house/With a fat dick for your motherfucking mouth."

Praise Jesus.

Snoop continued, “I didn’t come here for this shit! I just came to watch the goddamn movie!” He added, “Fuck me, I’m scared to go to the movies. They’re throwing me in the middle of shit that I don’t have an answer for.”

Sounds like a "You" problem, Snoop.

If you have to explain lesbians to your kid you've already failed. Adults are free to love other adults. How's this so fucking complicated???

1960s Conservative White Man Admits He's "Scared" to Go to Movies Because of Black Representation

"Papa, how did those people vote? They black!"

"1960s Conservative White Man then insinuated that non-slave black characters may not be appropriate in children's movies."

Putting the phobia in homophobia

Ok, boomer. Also: sad old man. I bet he has no problem explaining why he was a murder suspect? Or why he used more weed than god intended?

Specifically he said he wasn’t sure how to explain to his grandson how two lesbians gave birth to a child. I guess “Science can do some really interesting and unexpected things” was too hard to grasp for his grandson?

Typical old man s***. Zero ability to self reflect.

Here's an interesting excerpt from an intervention he was given by Dionne Warwick.

"I told them, I said, 'You guys are all going to grow up. You're going to have families. You're going to have children. You're going to have little girls. And one day, that little girl is going to look at you and say, 'Daddy, did you really say that? Is that really you?' What are you going to say?'" she added.

Snoop is a shitty little bitch.

Sir, we all have had to sit awkwardly next to our parents when hetero sexy times happened during movies, the concept of lesbians existing is nothing compared to that.

Noone pointing out that this story is bullshit? If the kid knows how a baby was made, and understands enough that biologically speaking that it would be "impossible". The kid did not fucking ask that.

As much as I liked snoop as a kid we all knew that death row was full of shitty people who would do anything to get ahead. Suge knight would have his goons violently "handle" buisness afairs, and many people believe that he had Tupac killed. Snoop and Suge later "squashed the beef". Which is insane considering the allegations. He's scared to go to the movies, but will pal around with potential murderers? Okay Snoop.

At this point we should all view snoop as a made up character. Hes in so many good works of art gorillaz, trailer park boys, the boondocks and so on. All of which's creators would hate what hes said here and go against the messages of the works of media hes helped produce. Hes desperately trying to stay relevent, I think this is just another way of keeping his name in the loop. Pathetic.

So, he’s has to explain something to a child? Sounds like a nightmare. These people would take away your rights because they don’t want to deal with reality.

So, first... didn't Lightyear go straight to Disney+? Like 3 years ago? How is that a reason to be scared of theaters now?

Second - Snoop, it's not hard.

"Families are bigger than that. Sometimes bio mom or bio dad isn't in the picture and you get two moms, two dads, or mom or dad by themselves. The only important thing is love."

That's the least gangsta shit I've ever heard. Grow a pair, snowflakes.

Snoop has always been a jerk.

So he's bitchmade after all huh?

Get to the point and smoke another joint, dawg.

I'll just leave this here.