[-] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

To make people who can't parry complain about parrying.

[-] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago

He did tell us to partake of his body.

[-] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Please, my wets.....

[-] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

RDR2. Witcher 3. Fallout New Vegas.

[-] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Speak for yourself choom. I'll buy that scop on launch day. (I only preorder RGG games cuz they have never missed)

[-] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago

All war is class war. Skip the middleman. Culture war shit is class war. Divide and conquer tactic.

[-] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

I miss vBulletin boards.

[-] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

And its not like its a passing fuck you. Not like you're walking down the sidewalk and life shoulder checks you and says hey fuck you buddy. Oh no.

You're doing great. Happier and in a better place than you've been in years. You're feeling fantastic. Then life and 5 of life's homies jump you with lead pipes and brass knucks. They beat the brakes off your mfin' ass. And they keep doing it for a while. When the pipes get boring they move on to whatever is at hand. They bounce you off curbs. One of them sneaks off to flatten your car tires.

[-] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago

That is my child. I birthed him. He has my DNA.

[-] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 16 points 19 hours ago

Because nothing matters. Never gonna retire. Never gonna own a home. Couldnt afford kids even if i wanted them. Why worry about "being productive" into my fuckin 80s?

[-] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 19 points 19 hours ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[-] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 118 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Rafael Edward Cruz is quoted as saying,

(enthusiastic dick sucking noises)

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