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[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 4 points 13 hours ago

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is my favorite word

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 hours ago

One letter shorter (28) and you've got "Waltz, bad nymph, for quick jigs vex!" I prefer that to the 27 letter "Quick nymph bugs vex fjord waltz."

And the only couple perfect pangrams listed are "Mr. Jock, TV quiz PhD, bags few lynx." or "Cwm fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz" (which even given the obscure words seems like it's missing an article before quiz).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pangram#Short_pangrams

[-] The_Decryptor@aussie.zone 19 points 23 hours ago

Leads to cooler art too

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 15 points 22 hours ago

It's easier to remember?

I mean, I'm not going to discount the cool factor of the alternative, but I already forget what it is. Meanwhile the quick brown fox has been stuck in my head for years after only hearing of it a couple of times at most.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

It's easier to remember?

Because you've seen it repeatedly over years and years of time

Meanwhile the quick brown fox has been stuck in my head for years after only hearing of it a couple of times at most.

Either you never had to take typing, never had to change your font, or just weren't very observant. I've seen that phrase hundreds of times over the decades. Hell, I remember having to type the stupid phrase repeatedly in typing class back in the day.

'Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow' is much cooler and more memorable, just from one read.

[-] DrSoap@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Not me. I can never remember it. Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow feels like a declaration a wizard would make with his dying breath. I don't think I'll forget it soon.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

"Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] callyral@pawb.social 62 points 1 day ago

erm, it's "jumps" over the lazy dog, not "jumped".

[-] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 3 points 18 hours ago

To add some pedantry i also say "quick fox" & "lazy brown dog" as i associate foxes as being orange.

[-] zululove@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 day ago

I said that phrase and summoned a Gothic Demon

[-] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 day ago

Hi, it's me, your Gothic Demon

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

So just for posterity how many times do I have to say it before it works?

[-] Breezy@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

I tried 666 times and still didnt work. Very sad day.

[-] zululove@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

🤣😏🤘🏾

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

I tried this, Odin is throwing rocks at me now. If I try to kill him do I go to Valhalla or Hel?

[-] duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works 101 points 1 day ago

Jumps not jumped. You are missing an 's' otherwise. I'm amazed how common this mistake is 😁

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 11 points 1 day ago

I've seen "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog's back" used to get the s in there.

[-] fargeol@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago

In France, we have "Portez ce vieux whisky au juge blond qui fume" ("Bring that old whiskey to the blond smoking judge") and I find it really... french since we manage to put alcohol and tobacco in an alexandrine just to make a pangram.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's an imperfect one as it's missing all the accented characters. Given the state of some fonts, you really want to test those, especially upper case ones.

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[-] gressen@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 day ago

"Zażółć gęślą jaźń" uses all the diacritics in Polish and was used to test code pages.

[-] voodooattack@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

“Yellow the goose self”?

I think my translator is hallucinating again

Edit: and if not, that’s a dope metalcore band name

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

How in touch are you with your gooseself?

[-] gressen@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

I don't think the intention of that sentence was anything else than testing the letters and it wasn't really supposed to have any serious meaning.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

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[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 67 points 1 day ago

I use "grumpy wizards make a toxic brew for the jovial queen".

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The "a" is overused. As is the "e".

[-] itslilith 21 points 1 day ago

I think I prefer "wizard makes" instead of "wizards make"

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Or pluralize the brews

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[-] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

this whole exercise is really meant to exist in schools. like, schools for young kids.

we're adults arguing about which nursery rhyme is cooler while forgetting that this isn't for us. it needs to be easily understood by children. that's why we use one with only short easy words.

even the sentence structure of the second one is complicated and hard for a child to remember.

i thought it was made to test typewriters.

looked it up,

it was made to help teachers teach students how to type on keyboards. my bad

[-] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Fair, though it's also used to show off fonts, and I'll use that second one from now on.

I used this to test my code

[-] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 23 hours ago

The hungry purple dinosaur ate the kind, zingy fox, the jabbering crab, and the mad whale and started vending and quacking.

[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 34 points 1 day ago

This post genuinely inspired me a year ago and now I use that sentence instead of the lazy dog one

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[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Pangrams! My goto has been How quickly daft jumping zebras vex! for a little while, it's just so silly.

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Sphinx coolness is not enough face to face with two cute animals in one sentence.

[-] Resand@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Because you don't really use/see sphinx or quartz much in daily life. Much better to use a sentence that's easier to write

[-] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

I've never seen a fox in daily life either. Might as well be the same as a sphinx if that's the bar.

[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

You're missing out. Foxes are great.

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[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Well, jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz. So there.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 15 hours ago

And they’re like, it’s better than your’s

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

My sphinx of black quartz brings all the jackdaws to the yard

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