[-] Patches@ttrpg.network 37 points 2 weeks ago

But how does Ja Rule feel about this?

[-] Patches@ttrpg.network 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Actual "Song of the witches" from Macbeth

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Fillet of a fenny snake,

In the caldron boil and bake;

Eye of newt and toe of frog,

Wool of bat and tongue of dog,

Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,

Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,

For a charm of powerful trouble,

Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Cool it with a baboon's blood,

Then the charm is firm and good.

[-] Patches@ttrpg.network 85 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Can show you the secrets of the universe using a DMT Pen and...

Anyone else get "Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a homemade megaphone, using only some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone." vibes.

[-] Patches@ttrpg.network 54 points 3 weeks ago

Remember to ask her if she is ovulating, or on her period first

[-] Patches@ttrpg.network 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Postgre is still better than MongoDB so I am okay with this.

Every. Every single project. Who could have predicted our data would become relational?

[-] Patches@ttrpg.network 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Serious question: Have you ever built a PC?

Because it really isn't rocket appliances. I would venture your average 12 year old could do it, and has done it given a YouTube tutorial.

All of the connectors only fit one way, and they are all uniquely shaped/sized.

More expensive, Proprietary hardware, sounds like a nightmare for all involved.

[-] Patches@ttrpg.network 46 points 1 month ago

What the hell is an employer match?

  • Millennials, probably
[-] Patches@ttrpg.network 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Exactly who I trust to create a logically organized database of all peoples within the United States. The current administration..

[-] Patches@ttrpg.network 51 points 1 month ago

Has he tried being a senior developer? He should really try being a senior developer.

[-] Patches@ttrpg.network 28 points 1 month ago

Which is why they believe AI is the future.

It does everything they do.

Produce slop

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