397
"Be brave men. Those sandwiches are no match for our guns."
“That sandwich is going down in history”
I thought pigs liked sandwiches.
“He thought it was funny,” Ms. Pirro said of the defendant in a video posted online. “Well, he doesn’t think it’s funny today, because we charged with him with a felony.”
To be fair to him, it was very funny
Good luck with her brag about false charges. its not a felony level of endangerment. At the very worst an "officer" would have gotten mayo on his shirt, like he does at lunch every day anyway. Total clown show.
Also, to be fair to him, at no point in the video does he appear to think any of this is even remotely amusing.
Isn't this like the quintessential Nazi skit to a T?
"He sot it vas funny. Iz it funny now? Vy aren't you laffing?"
Politically I'm neither for nor against throwing a sub sandwich at federal agents.
But...that poor sub. Was it at least a really bad sub? I know you could argue that of course it's a bad sub, it's from Subway...but still. Did he buy that sub with intent, or was he just so angry that he threw his dinner?
That was an attack sub
Imagine charging someone with a felony for throwing a sandwich and thinking you're doing the right thing. Absolutely unhinged snowflake behaviour.
Thought he got away too :(
That means next time use a real weapon, same charges !
Fascists are lucky it was just a sandwich.
Someone's going to throw a molotov and I am going to laugh and laugh and laugh when those fascists burn to death while sobbing.
If both are felonies, why use a sandwich?
1 years is a felony and 20 years is also a felony
You're asking a really, really important question here.
They keep abusing and corrupting the rule of law, and this slippery slope will lead to violence.
When our grandchildren ask what started the second american civil war, we'll have to say "so there was this guy with a submarine sandwich…"
But this all came about because after a government employee named Big Balls got beaten up by a pair of teenagers so the president, who was an orange criminal, sent office workers out to patrol the city in bullet proof vests.
"Some dude went rogue with a sub, then things escalated."
"So just like how WW1 was started, grandpa?"
No not like WW1, they had far superior fashion. Look at the archduke, mans mustache alone has more drip than any federal agent.
The real kicker is that we can tie this back to Harambe.
And the puritans of course
load more comments
(1 replies)
“He thought it was funny,” Ms. Pirro said of the defendant in a video posted online. “Well, he doesn’t think it’s funny today, because we charged with him with a felony.”
Does this mean he has a shot at the presidency now?
That felony? Feeding a cop a succulant meal.
You might be joking, but I think you raise an excellent point.
I can see people voting for a sandwich hurling dude who wasn't afraid to confront armed fascists.
load more comments
(1 replies)
I watched the video... He did not think any of what was happening was funny. At all. This dude was deadly serious, and the only person on that street who was reacting properly to what was happening.
In DC? Good luck finding a jury to convict.
https://www.politico.com/2024-election/results/washington-dc/
Don't 👏 skip 👏 jury 👏 duty 👏
load more comments
(2 replies)
load more comments
(4 replies)
I was going to say he deserves to be locked up for wasting a perfectly good sandwich, but then i saw it was from Subway. Pretty much all a Subway sandwich is good for is throwing at the gestapo.
That explains why the article described it as a "sub-style" sandwich although I think the quotes belonged around the word sandwich.
load more comments
(3 replies)
I'm thinking I'm going to find some of those ziptie handcuffs
Because something occurred to me watching that. There were a LOT more people than those cops.
It's about time citizens start arresting cops for trying to incite violence by bringing armor and weapons to the streets..
i know where you can find a bunch of ziptie handcuffs in convenient proximity to all those cops you're arresting
load more comments
(1 replies)
I hope there's images. This man should be celebrated. I'm down for merch
He threw the hero they deserved, but not the one he needs to eat right now.
Thr article links to this video
Man’s a legend
Sometimes all you got is a sandwich, and the biggest balls on the street to fight the fascists.
Seriously what a fucking awesome guy. He saw some fascist, racist shit and wasn't afraid to call them out.
If we survive this regime… bro will certainly put that felony on his resume, with a link to the video.
load more comments
(1 replies)
load more comments
(4 replies)
Legend.
Where was the good guy with a sandwich? See liberals? This goes to show that sandwich control does not work!
What a bunch of snowflakes
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2025
397 points (100.0% liked)
News
31592 readers
2636 users here now
Welcome to the News community!
Rules:
1. Be civil
Attack the argument, not the person. No racism/sexism/bigotry. Good faith argumentation only. This includes accusing another user of being a bot or paid actor. Trolling is uncivil and is grounds for removal and/or a community ban. Do not respond to rule-breaking content; report it and move on.
2. All posts should contain a source (url) that is as reliable and unbiased as possible and must only contain one link.
Obvious right or left wing sources will be removed at the mods discretion. Supporting links can be added in comments or posted seperately but not to the post body.
3. No bots, spam or self-promotion.
Only approved bots, which follow the guidelines for bots set by the instance, are allowed.
4. Post titles should be the same as the article used as source.
Posts which titles don’t match the source won’t be removed, but the autoMod will notify you, and if your title misrepresents the original article, the post will be deleted. If the site changed their headline, the bot might still contact you, just ignore it, we won’t delete your post.
5. Only recent news is allowed.
Posts must be news from the most recent 30 days.
6. All posts must be news articles.
No opinion pieces, Listicles, editorials or celebrity gossip is allowed. All posts will be judged on a case-by-case basis.
7. No duplicate posts.
If a source you used was already posted by someone else, the autoMod will leave a message. Please remove your post if the autoMod is correct. If the post that matches your post is very old, we refer you to rule 5.
8. Misinformation is prohibited.
Misinformation / propaganda is strictly prohibited. Any comment or post containing or linking to misinformation will be removed. If you feel that your post has been removed in error, credible sources must be provided.
9. No link shorteners.
The auto mod will contact you if a link shortener is detected, please delete your post if they are right.
10. Don't copy entire article in your post body
For copyright reasons, you are not allowed to copy an entire article into your post body. This is an instance wide rule, that is strictly enforced in this community.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS