Keep it in mind: every time you take a shit, you're essentially reverse dildoing your ass. Very homo.
This has happened to me before.
Nothing to debate here with a username like that. Just smile and nod as I skip to the next post...
I.. is this a real thing??
I have no idea. And I'd rather not find out either. Nothing good will come from trying to find out.
A little good might come ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Im curious too but i know there's a 0% chance of getting a straight answer here in the comments.
Technically it's possible, but the likelihood of it ever happening to someone is about as good as you finding a leprechaun's pot of gold.
Hah, jokes on you, that has happened to me
I found a pot of gold
I just found pot then lost all motivation to keep looking.
Funny memes go ha ha
Sounds like you underestimate the power of opiate-based constipation. I've heard from addicts of this happening enough that I just assumed it would only happen to someone that severely constipated.
Yes. It hasn't happened to me, but I had a close call once.
One of many things I will not be discussing with my therapist.
"Let's go back to the time you had that life altering turd splooge. How do you think this affected your relationship with your father?"
Yes.
I sure hope so.
Y'all need some fibre
Sitting here doom scrolling lemmy and waiting for my first mellencamp.
What? No matter how bad a diet I’ve had this has never been a thing.
Try harder
Lots of TIL in this one
that one guy on Quora's quest to shit cum and piss at the same time is actually possible. Who knew
The unholy trinity....
If you ever have to take a dump outside, away from a toilet, this can happen more easily. At least it's easier to notice. Happens to me nearly every time I have to do so. I work way out in the field, so often enough. Probably happens at the toilet more often than you think. You just have it tucked so piss stays in the bowl.
But ejaculate's not piss?
Yeah, but you probably don't notice the ejaculate because you piss too.
You think guys don't notice getting a sudden erection or feeling an orgasm? There's more to it than just having cum come out of your dick.
It doesn't require an erection, and it never felt like an orgasm to me. Just the same momentary prostate stimulation you feel when you shit.
So aah for science what diet would um assist in this happening?
As a plant eater I hate to say this but a pure meat diet (absolutely nothing else) will do this to you, it’ll be a once-a-week (or so) ass ripping constipation dump with the best chances for your eh… fulfilment.
I had a UTI recently (thanks to the diabeetus) and for some reason I got constipated as a side effect. Can confirm, 3 days backup was enough to trigger this interesting event.
As a pure meat eater, i have some bad news, carnivore poops are regular, small, and without any constipation.
Ignore any other advice and do heroin. The post-constipation dump is the only way I thought this happened to people lol
I can almost feel the definition of mellencamp replacing a childhood memory in my brain.
Everyone here with pre signs of colon/prostate cancer. Not saying it can't happen but man, every male gets to deal with prostate cancer at some point in their life (most grow old without it ever being noticeable, but its still thete.)
Careful, you might summon the Wanky Shit Demon by mistake
This reminds me about this really weird forum post I read about a long time where a lady started talking about how she orgasmed during child birth. I call BS.
Why would you call Bruce Springsteen?
Nothing like suffering from the ass destroyer ripping you apart while stimulating the prostate and getting that sweet weird boner.
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