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this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2025
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I.. is this a real thing??
I have no idea. And I'd rather not find out either. Nothing good will come from trying to find out.
A little good might come ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Technically it's possible, but the likelihood of it ever happening to someone is about as good as you finding a leprechaun's pot of gold.
Hah, jokes on you, that has happened to me
I found a pot of gold
I just found pot then lost all motivation to keep looking.
Funny memes go ha ha
Sounds like you underestimate the power of opiate-based constipation. I've heard from addicts of this happening enough that I just assumed it would only happen to someone that severely constipated.
Im curious too but i know there's a 0% chance of getting a straight answer here in the comments.
Yes. It hasn't happened to me, but I had a close call once.
One of many things I will not be discussing with my therapist.
"Let's go back to the time you had that life altering turd splooge. How do you think this affected your relationship with your father?"
Yes.
I sure hope so.