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[-] houndeyes@toast.ooo 23 points 1 day ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

I'm a pseudo communist, which you can get at the pharmacy, but you need a driver's licence and a good story.

[-] thenextguy@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago

I told you, we're an arachno-cyndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive spider for the week.

[-] Suffa@lemmy.wtf 19 points 1 day ago

arachno-spindicalist web

[-] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

Who ordered you to use that flamethrower, boot?

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

"Think of it less like a hierarchy and more like a web."

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

You don't vote for spiders!

[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

This shit is fucking funny

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Be thankful they chose Aranae instead of other arachnid orders.

don't open; whip-spider insideHeterophrynus specimen, order Amblypygi

[-] Zorsith 9 points 1 day ago

WHY DID I ZOOM IN, WHY IS IT THAT HIGH RES

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

So you see the little copilot in the middle of his face.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

WHY IS IT UNDER YOUR BLANKETS!?

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It just makes it look more spiky, why are you so harsh?

[-] oxysis 18 points 1 day ago

That’s enough internet for life

[-] svcg 15 points 1 day ago

The whip spider looks like it's saying "oh my gosh! For me?!"

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[-] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 day ago

How about pseudoscorpions? One landed on my arm a few weeks ago (probably fell out of the AC ducts) and it was charmingly silly proportioned for a tiny little thing waving pincers.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Pseudoscorpions are absolute little goofs, I agree. I'm not sure if that offsets how weird and creepy they are. It's like I'm giggling and profoundly worried I'm seeing an alien at the same time.

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

And this is how today i learned that horses are phoretic hosts for humans.

[-] RicoBerto@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago

I just wanted to say thank you for the spoiler. I have arachnophobia though regular spiders only kind of weird me out unless they are like coming at me. But anything even remotely more than that and I wouldn't be able to handle it. I choose to live my life believing scorpions are fake for example. Anyways, thanks for hiding the scary picture on the internet when you didn't have to.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I do have to. Doing otherwise robs you of a chance to someday gradually expose yourself to and appreciate these creatures. Or it at least needlessly ruins someone's mood.

Adorable! Whos a pretyy baby? You're a pretty baby!

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Gah damn it.

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 6 points 1 day ago
[-] filcuk@lemmy.zip 1 points 12 hours ago

This is as far from cute as things can get before turning into outright cosmic horror

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Lil Velcro arms lol dude looks like a cartoon villain

[-] dabster291@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

the spoiler didn't work (at least not under photon)

[-] piefood@feddit.online 9 points 1 day ago

Spiders would be great at that. They work super hard!

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

And mostly by themselves.

[-] Object@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago

omg skitter!!!

[-] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Just remember simple doesn’t mean easy

I'm a Barxist-Kennelist. Eliminating the kulaks for the glory of dog

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I'm a Parksist-Brennanist. I just like going to parks with my bud Brennan.

[-] prole 5 points 18 hours ago

Fucking leftists, always infighting...

[-] chxpdev@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Do feline-communists exist?

[-] notarobot@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 day ago

Lol. No. Cats want to be emperor and kings, they don't give a shit about anyone else.

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

So the same as a regular human communist leadership.

No. They do not.

They are all really into stirner, though.

Stirner is a memetic hazard but not in a cool SCP sorta way but in a "thank fuck Marx got big" sorta way. Imagine how annoying a Stirner version of a tankie would be.

[-] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I dont have any evidence, but I 100% believe Engels invented Stirner for Marx to get mad about. Everything we know about the guy reads like 1800s satire, and it reads like Engels sense of humor.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Head canon (of actual history) accepted

Dont have to, had cats.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Since cats are autistic, the closest you can get is anarcho-autism.

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

That's why you always listen.

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