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[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Be thankful they chose Aranae instead of other arachnid orders.

don't open; whip-spider insideHeterophrynus specimen, order Amblypygi

[-] Zorsith 9 points 1 day ago

WHY DID I ZOOM IN, WHY IS IT THAT HIGH RES

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

So you see the little copilot in the middle of his face.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

WHY IS IT UNDER YOUR BLANKETS!?

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It just makes it look more spiky, why are you so harsh?

[-] oxysis 18 points 1 day ago

That’s enough internet for life

[-] svcg 15 points 1 day ago

The whip spider looks like it's saying "oh my gosh! For me?!"

[-] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 day ago

How about pseudoscorpions? One landed on my arm a few weeks ago (probably fell out of the AC ducts) and it was charmingly silly proportioned for a tiny little thing waving pincers.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Pseudoscorpions are absolute little goofs, I agree. I'm not sure if that offsets how weird and creepy they are. It's like I'm giggling and profoundly worried I'm seeing an alien at the same time.

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

And this is how today i learned that horses are phoretic hosts for humans.

[-] RicoBerto@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago

I just wanted to say thank you for the spoiler. I have arachnophobia though regular spiders only kind of weird me out unless they are like coming at me. But anything even remotely more than that and I wouldn't be able to handle it. I choose to live my life believing scorpions are fake for example. Anyways, thanks for hiding the scary picture on the internet when you didn't have to.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I do have to. Doing otherwise robs you of a chance to someday gradually expose yourself to and appreciate these creatures. Or it at least needlessly ruins someone's mood.

Adorable! Whos a pretyy baby? You're a pretty baby!

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago
[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 6 points 1 day ago
[-] filcuk@lemmy.zip 1 points 15 hours ago

This is as far from cute as things can get before turning into outright cosmic horror

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Lil Velcro arms lol dude looks like a cartoon villain

[-] dabster291@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

the spoiler didn't work (at least not under photon)

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