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[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 116 points 3 weeks ago

You've tried chain smoking... Now try all-new grid smoking!

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 64 points 3 weeks ago

Upgrade from serial smoking to parallel smoking.

[-] EntropyFlux@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

…and be sure to use Marlboro-o-o…oh oh, my chest!!

[-] errer@lemmy.world 103 points 3 weeks ago
[-] brachypelmide@lemmy.zip 84 points 3 weeks ago

gotta bring this up every time i see these

[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 71 points 3 weeks ago

I was going to say it can’t be good for you to heat up and breathe through plastic, but shit, it can’t be the worst thing for you in this set up 👍

[-] pentastarm@piefed.ca 68 points 3 weeks ago
[-] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

This goes hard af

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[-] SuDmit 58 points 3 weeks ago
[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 52 points 3 weeks ago

You will certainly not regret smoking 500 cigarettes

[-] kewwwi@lemmy.world 58 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Una@europe.pub 39 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago
[-] oxysis 27 points 3 weeks ago

Mentlegen…

[-] Hobo@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

Any % cancer speedrun

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 weeks ago

I think heroin might legitimately be better for your health

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Breathing through 3D-printed plastic would be bad enough for you without the cigarettes.

[-] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Eventually the filament will get coated and sealed in a nice, thick layer of tar and protect your lungs from the microplastics! You just gotta break it in a little bit.

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[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago

Parallel smoking is much more efficient than serial smoking

[-] darkreader2636@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Put them all backward for maximum plastic consumption

[-] asg101 9 points 2 weeks ago

Could human lungs even draw that many in?

[-] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago

Only one way to find out!

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[-] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Could someone post the STL file?

[-] Stomata@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

Cancer speedrun.

[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Just a lil somethin' to take the edge off.

[-] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

"500 cigarettes"

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

Lung cancer any% speed run

[-] Caesium@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Make sure you use this outdoors unless you want to smoke out your entire basement

[-] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Need the Blunt Master 3000 STL here

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[-] BluJay320 5 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Confirmed, the size of that is indeed big for its intended use

[-] yucandu@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Homer Simpson, File Photo

[-] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Lighting them all evenly at once is another engineering task. I propose an overheated pan or other metal surface because everything with open fire gonna suck big time.

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago

Once they’re lit, I imagine the heat would get out of control quickly. Still, the prototype needs testing to be sure.

[-] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

Human sacrifices my beloved.

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[-] m3t00@piefed.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

now only smoke once a month. now make an ash tray. 3d print like ai, always a solution looking for a problem

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago

That ash tray'd be a bowl lol.

[-] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

A mixing bowl at least

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 4 points 3 weeks ago
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