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[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 3 points 6 hours ago

I've once seen a schematic for a 2 cigarettes to HDMI adapter.

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

You don't really have to 3d print that to be fair.

That looks like the half end of a plastic bottle. Save that money to buy more cancer in a stick.

[-] darkreader2636@lemmy.zip 10 points 13 hours ago
[-] Hobo@lemmy.world 22 points 17 hours ago

Any % cancer speedrun

[-] Stomata@sh.itjust.works 7 points 14 hours ago

Cancer speedrun.

[-] asg101 9 points 16 hours ago

Could human lungs even draw that many in?

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 1 points 6 hours ago

If your lungs are strong enough and fucked up enough you probably could.

[-] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago
[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 16 hours ago

Only one way to find out!

[-] brachypelmide@lemmy.zip 74 points 1 day ago

gotta bring this up every time i see these

[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

Just a lil somethin' to take the edge off.

[-] kewwwi@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago
[-] errer@lemmy.world 98 points 1 day ago
[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 108 points 1 day ago

You've tried chain smoking... Now try all-new grid smoking!

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago

Upgrade from serial smoking to parallel smoking.

[-] EntropyFlux@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

…and be sure to use Marlboro-o-o…oh oh, my chest!!

[-] pentastarm@piefed.ca 61 points 1 day ago
[-] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 4 points 14 hours ago

This goes hard af

[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 68 points 1 day ago

I was going to say it can’t be good for you to heat up and breathe through plastic, but shit, it can’t be the worst thing for you in this set up 👍

[-] SuDmit 55 points 1 day ago
[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 day ago

You will certainly not regret smoking 500 cigarettes

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago
[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 21 hours ago

Well, Scott's dead, didn't have time for regrets

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Breathing through 3D-printed plastic would be bad enough for you without the cigarettes.

[-] MrScruff@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

True I forgot that printing 3D plastic makes the plastic toxic. 🙄

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Melted plastic, plastic fumes, and microplastic particles already aren't great for you, and 3D-printing introduces a bunch of ways for them to be introduced directly into your body.

I worked in the 3D-printing industry for a long time, and I'm confident whoever does my autopsy is going to get a clown-style poof of confetti.

[-] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 18 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Eventually the filament will get coated and sealed in a nice, thick layer of tar and protect your lungs from the microplastics! You just gotta break it in a little bit.

[-] Una@europe.pub 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] oxysis 26 points 1 day ago

Mentlegen…

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago

I think heroin might legitimately be better for your health

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 23 hours ago

Lung cancer any% speed run

[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

Parallel smoking is much more efficient than serial smoking

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Put them all backward for maximum plastic consumption

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 4 points 23 hours ago
[-] Caesium@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Make sure you use this outdoors unless you want to smoke out your entire basement

[-] BluJay320 5 points 1 day ago
[-] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 19 hours ago

Just imagine the steaks this puppy could cook up

[-] BluJay320 3 points 17 hours ago

I prefer incense, personally

[-] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Could someone post the STL file?

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