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[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 116 points 1 month ago

You've tried chain smoking... Now try all-new grid smoking!

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago

Upgrade from serial smoking to parallel smoking.

[-] EntropyFlux@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

…and be sure to use Marlboro-o-o…oh oh, my chest!!

[-] errer@lemmy.world 103 points 1 month ago
[-] brachypelmide@lemmy.zip 85 points 1 month ago

gotta bring this up every time i see these

[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 72 points 1 month ago

I was going to say it can’t be good for you to heat up and breathe through plastic, but shit, it can’t be the worst thing for you in this set up 👍

[-] pentastarm@piefed.ca 69 points 1 month ago
[-] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

This goes hard af

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[-] SuDmit 58 points 1 month ago
[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 month ago

You will certainly not regret smoking 500 cigarettes

[-] kewwwi@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago
[-] Una@europe.pub 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago
[-] oxysis 27 points 1 month ago

Mentlegen…

[-] Hobo@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Any % cancer speedrun

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago

I think heroin might legitimately be better for your health

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Breathing through 3D-printed plastic would be bad enough for you without the cigarettes.

[-] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Eventually the filament will get coated and sealed in a nice, thick layer of tar and protect your lungs from the microplastics! You just gotta break it in a little bit.

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[-] darkreader2636@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago
[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

Parallel smoking is much more efficient than serial smoking

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Put them all backward for maximum plastic consumption

[-] asg101 9 points 1 month ago

Could human lungs even draw that many in?

[-] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

Only one way to find out!

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[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Just a lil somethin' to take the edge off.

[-] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Could someone post the STL file?

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Lung cancer any% speed run

[-] Stomata@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Cancer speedrun.

[-] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

"500 cigarettes"

[-] Caesium@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Make sure you use this outdoors unless you want to smoke out your entire basement

[-] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Need the Blunt Master 3000 STL here

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[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Confirmed, the size of that is indeed big for its intended use

[-] yucandu@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Homer Simpson, File Photo

[-] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Lighting them all evenly at once is another engineering task. I propose an overheated pan or other metal surface because everything with open fire gonna suck big time.

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

Once they’re lit, I imagine the heat would get out of control quickly. Still, the prototype needs testing to be sure.

[-] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Human sacrifices my beloved.

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[-] m3t00@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago

now only smoke once a month. now make an ash tray. 3d print like ai, always a solution looking for a problem

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

That ash tray'd be a bowl lol.

[-] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

A mixing bowl at least

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