I think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. Right, Clarence?

I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.

It's really the only sensible thing to do if it's done properly. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

Follow the money. It’s always about money for the politicians. In America, it’s AIPAC that is bribing nearly every politician.

…and be sure to use Marlboro-o-o…oh oh, my chest!!

Whoopsie - I bet he’ll never connect the dots either.

Listen, Betty, don't start up with your left lane shit again.

Don't you tell me which lane is for loading, and which lane is for stopping!

“Erection” is a fantastic word choice for a nude beach article title.

We’ve seen Hegseth’s tattoos to know exactly where he’s coming from.

Puttering along in the left lane, at or below the speed limit. The left lane is for passing.

Trump will pass and sane people will rewrite the placards appropriately