All these fools trying to add hydrogen to water when they should be focusing on dechlorinating table salt.
Take my upvote, you scoundrel.
Fun fact: There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire solar system.
I bet it's double the amount!
Not KenM
Shout out to the mole people in our precious sewers.
Speak for yourself
Well, that's just wrong. I can name at least 10 stars in the solar system.
Hear me out bro... H3O
Bro, BRO! Check this out, get extra OXYGEN in H₂O₂!!1!
DOUBLE the oxygen!
Even more oxigen and mineralization H~2~SO~4~
The burning means it's working, right?
Johnny was a real good kid,
But now he is no more.
What he thought was H~2~O
Was H~2~SO~4~.
Drink that shit like it's rocket fuel.
H3O water refers to hydronium ions, which make water more acidic. However, stable H3O water in bottled form doesn’t naturally exist—water always rebalances to H₂O. Pure H3O isn't drinkable it's too acid, It's ionized water, without any specific features. It's a publicity trick to sell it more expensive, like also this one, low in calories.
That's why I sell exclusive Deprotonated Hydronium™. It costs even more but it's worth it, and still zero calories. It's the best way to enjoy tasty ions, for a more balanced lifestyle.
H3H3
What are you laughing at?
Oh boy, I remember that! A blast from 2000!
Look at that publisher. I wonder what those guys are up to nowadays
Reminds me when I saw "Gluten free" on plain raw bacon packages.
It sounds ridiculous, but you’d be surprised how often wheat makes its way into vague ingredients such as “spices” (or less vague but seemingly benign ones like tamari, for example, or malt, or yeast), often unlabeled as containing wheat, barley, or rye.
If you have Celiac disease, you figure this stuff out over time. I’m glad to see bacon labeled as “gluten free” - it means I can trust it. Packaged bacon might have a seasoning or glaze applied to it. It’s so easy to get burned by stupid labeling (e.g., “ingredients: pork, salt, spices”).
If a terrifyingly minuscule amount of something could give you violent shits and debilitating migraines (an amount the size of a grain of sand will do it), you’d be cautious and suspicious of labelling as well.
At that point idk how you could actually eat anything from a grocery store since everything there is likely processed in a facility that handles wheat. In fact, i would say meat products and farm to table produce are probably the only items at a grocery store that haven't come into contact with some sort of allergen.
But is it vegan?
As long as they don’t call it “organic”, that would kill my overly literal chemistry-nerd brain.
Only if it is filtred it's supposely vegan, but watch your glass if there are a lot of flies.
I feel bad for the vegans. The base idea is sound. A living creature shouldn’t be turned in a commercial product for multiple reasons. But rather than have a debate about the actual implications of such an idea, it gets reduced and amplified for the stupid people so corporate interests (which include PETA) can make a dollar.
I’d much rather see the brightest minds debate such an idea but instead, capitalism takes priority and so we get “meat is murder.”
I am so tired of trying to include the stupid people.
This is the kind of bullshit they come up with when you don't allow them to put the good stuff in it.
Radium, that was the real thing, not this shit.
And cocaïne
I'd like some irradiated cocaine please.
Best we can do is the original formula Coca-cola with red wine, cocaine, and caffeine.
It’s the pause that refreshes.
I assume they mean H2. Y'all laugh but H2 and H2O are different things. You can have both.
So... h3O?
MFers went ahead and invented acids
Don't you know that 100% of all people who drink water die?
Most drug dealer consum some on a daily basis!
Ladies and gentlemen, they’ve done it.
Why on earth drinking hydrogen-infused water increase athletic performance? I honestly doubt any claims made by this shit product.
Edit: I am no chemistry expert, but wouldn't most hydrogen just collect above the water surface and as soon the can is opened, it escapes. I don't know if it happens or not, if I am wrong please correct me.
Hydrogen is lighter than air, so it's like, instant weight loss! Wait until they have hydrogen infused red bull....
also sugar free
Is that the evil twin of the oxigenated water?
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