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[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 27 points 4 days ago

My account is old enough to buy beer. The fuck do you think, YouTube?

[-] Lexam@lemmy.world 101 points 6 days ago

My YouTube account is old enough to be an adult.

[-] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Mine is literally older than YouTube.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 106 points 6 days ago

Will start?

I'm pretty certain that they're already guessing as much about you as possible for targeted ads.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 40 points 6 days ago

I watched a video today on my work computer for the first time, where I don’t have the ability to block the ads. Dear god. The litany of overhyped, lie-based AI dreck was traumatizing.

[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 days ago

I watched a single motorcycle video on computer logged out of YouTube. All the related videos were rage bait right wing content. None related to motorcycles.

[-] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

All part of the right-wing propaganda machine.

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[-] TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago

YouTube has started showing me ads for planning my own funeral 😞

[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 4 points 4 days ago

I get ads to become a nuclear engineer and work on a military submarine 😂

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 3 days ago

Aww, YouTube thinks you're smart! And short.

[-] aceshigh@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

It’s always a good time. Wirh these things you never know.

[-] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

YouTube thinks I'll buy a Rolex LMFAO

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 36 points 5 days ago

Why does YouTube need to know how old I am, explicit content isn't allowed on the platform so the age of the viewer isn't something they need to know.

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 days ago

Because they need to know who to target ads for gutter cleaning systems and fat man t-shirts.

[-] aceshigh@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Oh right yt has ads. I keep forgetting.

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 52 points 6 days ago

So, if you're a child, watch some videos about budgeting, maybe a few cooking videos?

I dunno, what are some categories of video no youth would ever watch?

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 days ago

How to season your cast iron pan.

[-] artyom@piefed.social 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I think you got it backwards. What are some categories an adult would never watch? Fucking Dora the Explorer and Blues Clues and the like. Although it's very likely they just play it from their account for their kids.

[-] iopq@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

I regularly watch kids shows in Korean. Not because I'm a Korean baby, but because it's a lower level vocabulary to learn the language

[-] Atropos@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Hmm seems suspicious.

Can you prove you're not a Korean baby?

[-] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

You do realize that there are a ton of adult fans for kids shows and games right? How quickly the bronies are forgotten with everything happening in the world.

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[-] Zorsith 12 points 6 days ago

IT certification training videos.

[-] iopq@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Watch videos about planning your retirement, listen to some classical music and the Beatles. Finish the session off by searching for arthritis

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[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago

Well that's gonna be interesting since the TV runs on my account but 99.9% of the time it's my kids watching...

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[-] Slotos@feddit.nl 37 points 6 days ago

My viewing history can legally drink in US in a year. What do you mean „guess”?

[-] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

Are you sure you are not three kids in a trench coat?

[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

I just got off work at the business factory. I did three businesses today!

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[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

lol, many adults will get flagged as kids:

you keep clicking on YT Shots
watching Joe Rogan again? sus

[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

Was gonna say.. my kids keep accidentally using my profile to watch their videos. YouTube is going to think I'm a teen/child with peak gen alpha brain rot.

[-] CorruptCheesecake@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

Ben Shapiro fans in shambles

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[-] twice_hatch@midwest.social 24 points 6 days ago

Finally, I can just watch 50 hours of N64 emulation nerd shit to gain access to the softcore porn I also wanted to watch, after this next N64 video

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[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 5 days ago

so just turn off your youtube view and search history

[-] DFX4509B_2@lemmy.org 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Hopefully Google doesn't bypass that and record your history to guess your age regardless.

In fact, Google probably still records your view and search history even if you turn those off, and turning off view and search history probably just blocks it from getting added to the recommendation algorithm.

Basically, the best course of action, while it still is a course of action, is to just watch YT either on one of the few Invidious instances left standing, or on Grayjay, but still, purge your search and view history and disable it moving forward for added peace of mind if anything.

Better yet would be to straight-up log out of YT on your browser and only watch YT in Invidious or logged in on Grayjay moving forward.

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

It's obvious they are going to use it to stop allowing access without a login or disabling history tracking

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

Viewing mostly adult videos? Flagged as a kid exploring sexuality.

Viewing mostly videos with kids? Flagged as an adult with paedo tendencies.

This will probably not work.

[-] prole 10 points 5 days ago

As far as YouTube is concerned, I haven't watched a video there in over a year.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 12 points 6 days ago

So I just have to gain a brain rot addiction to regain my youth? When asked how this twelve year old managed to create a YouTube account 20 years ago, YouTube replied, "he's very clever."

[-] sturmblast@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

"will start"

[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 9 points 5 days ago

I like how people are proud of having 20 yo viewing history on YT. Send your browsing history to Google as well, see how impressed they are.

[-] 1D10@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Good fuckin luck, I'm still getting Spanish ads for womans deodorant. If they can't figure out my sex and language age might be a bit rough for em

[-] tal@lemmy.today 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Spanish ads for womans deodorant.

Google's data-mining software knew pretty well who 1D10 was. It had simply concluded, based on its extensive database spanning vast numbers of users around the world, that he would look magnificent in a flamenco dress.

[-] 1D10@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Ok so it's sometimes right.

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 11 points 6 days ago

So watching a Australian man review mp3 players will mean what?

[-] iopq@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago
[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 days ago

I watch a lot of Bluey...

[-] Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago

Honestly if they can verify that i'm an adult based on what i watch and stop blocking videos because they might not be appropriate for a kid like mf i ain't no kid.

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[-] Fondots@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

There's a small part of me that has kind of wished that this kind of pseudo age verification was a thing for a while (even though there's a much bigger part that doesn't want any corporation to know a damn thing about me.)

I remember swinging through Walmart once to pick up a couple things.

My cart had, IIRC, some deodorant (old spice classic,) masking tape, a can of spray paint, some plumbing parts, a few fishing lures, socks, and a couple of snacks.

I had one of those "I've become my dad" moments looking at my cart. I feel like that shopping list is practically a distillation of every suburban dad who's ever existed.

But of course, I rang up the spray paint, and an employee had to come over to confirm that I was in fact some boring suburban white dude and not a teenager who was going to use it for mischief or huff it to get high.

Maybe I'm giving the juvenile delinquents of today too little credit, or maybe my fellow grown-ups too much, but I feel like the venn diagram of people buying fishing lures, a new toilet flapper, and socks, has basically no overlap with vandals and paint-sniffers.

So I kind of felt like maybe the almighty algorithm could have picked up on that and let me skip having the underpaid giving me a quick looking-at before punching his code into the self-checkout.

[-] tal@lemmy.today 6 points 6 days ago

Probably possible to have something like a Selenium or whatever the kids use to automate Web browsers these days Python script that automatically builds a credible viewing history that looks like an adult's.

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