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[-] zod000@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 hours ago

I like that "Name" was on there. You know, in case he forgets.

[-] kieron115@startrek.website 10 points 14 hours ago

9/11 listed separately from historical tragedies =|

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 hours ago

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

[-] neuracnu 5 points 19 hours ago
[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 4 points 17 hours ago
[-] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 16 hours ago

They have some issues...

[-] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 36 points 1 day ago
[-] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

hell nah gimme the witches

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 21 points 23 hours ago

Casual interest yes, takes horoscopes seriously no.

[-] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 15 hours ago

and casual interest is definitely okay with me, therefore gimme a 'yes' to astrology. I have a serious interest in metaphysics so if someone can match me on my journey through quantum consciousness and they have a ton to say from an astrology perspective, I'm all ears. Anyone who is that interested in how the mind works is probably interesting person, imo, and worth having at least as a friend even if they think the hour I'm born determines who my woman is lol

[-] Nalivai@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Whatever website gives you all those jargon is hurting you

[-] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

?? what are you on about brother? I enjoy the company of women who are into astrology. Theyre fun. They enjoy me talking about orch or. They think im fun. its mutual human fun.

[-] Nalivai@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

If only it was the actual point in your original comment, that would be one thing. I was referring to all the other... stuff.

[-] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

and casual interest is definitely okay with me, therefore gimme a ‘yes’ to astrology.

I hope you have nothing against this statement.

I have a serious interest in metaphysics so if someone can match me on my journey through quantum consciousness and they have a ton to say from an astrology perspective, I’m all ears.

That sentence is me talking about orch or (quantum consciousness), and if a woman can match my knowledge on that subject (quantum consciousness) with their knowledge of astrology, then I am all ears.

Anyone who is that interested in how the mind works is probably interesting person, imo, and worth having at least as a friend even if they think the hour I’m born determines who my woman is lol

See my line of thinking? Any person (I keep saying woman here but whatever, you know what I mean) who has that much interest in the human mind is absolutely someone who is interesting to me. You know how few people actually give a fucking shit about how the mind works? If any person can match my interest in consciousness with their theories of astrology, no matter how wacky from a scientific pov, I am interested in them as a human being. They are cool people who I like to be around, and I have found it's mutual.

What other stuff in my original comment is there? Can you quote me directly please and address the exact words I used? I have my entire original post here for you to dismantle. I'm a software engineer, it's not like I have a doctorate in quantum mechanics, but I'm interested in it. Allow me to have my nerdy interests please, they literally don't offend anyone but you apparently. And jesus learn to get along with human beings, people out there read about astronomy, whether you like it or not, and they're perfectly normal human beings---more normal than you are.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

It's time to d-d-d-d~~uel~~ate!

[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 113 points 1 day ago

5 beers/hour is pacing yourself? My man you are an anxious alcoholic.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 21 hours ago

that is the joke that is there

[-] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 70 points 1 day ago

There's a reason the dude has to have quick reference for his name

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago

Well, that and the fake name

In Boston, yes. We are a city of high functioning alcoholics.

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

high functioning

I mean… have you ever been on I-93? Or even been cut off by someone who appears to have murder–suicide in mind, like anywhere in the northeast (it’s always Mass plates)?

[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Where's your startup to deliver AI managed IV alcohol microdosing

[-] Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip 2 points 21 hours ago

change that to microbrew micro dosing and you might be on to something. where do I invest?

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[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

Why history? If a woman came up toe and started talking about bronze age trade routes and the contributing factors for the fall of the Indus valley civilization I'd be more than happy. Wait the guy who made this is a gormless pissant, astrology is a red flag.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 93 points 1 day ago

“Yes, I work in… Finance something. How much do I make? I don’t even know if you’re good or bad yet.”

[-] chocrates@piefed.world 42 points 1 day ago

Wait I'm not supposed to trauma dump about my mental illnesses? I've been doing it fucking wrong

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[-] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

why are boston celtics controversial?

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 44 points 1 day ago

It's surprising more men don't wear heels when dating. Women have all sorts enhancements, it's only fair we do the same.

[-] lena@gregtech.eu 65 points 1 day ago

And thigh highs and skirts and makeup. Would be epic.

[-] srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 22 hours ago

Tried black nails for a bit and got mixed reviews. Just started in a j*b so I guess I would not be painting them outside weekends.

Gotta go out more tho.

I tried the nail polish thing but I work with too many chemicals that strip paint for it to last more than a day. Rings are also a big no no in my job because I work with electricity. I guess I could do eye shaddow but my eyelids are naturally dark enough that I've already been accused of wearing it before.

Skirts on the otherhand would be excelent for keeping me cool. Just might not be great for my coworker following me up the roof ladder.

[-] lena@gregtech.eu 39 points 1 day ago

You have a tough job for femboys :(

There are pros to working in my field for femboys though. For one example, regularly lugging an 80lb pack of tools up and down roof access ladders has given me calves and thighs that could make a person weep. Femboys are also typically better equipped for working in confined spaces. Additionally, having ready access to a hardhat, hi-vis vest, clipboard, and toolbelt enables so many crimes. I can also see some of my hi-vis workwear having serious potential as club wear with a bit of modification.

[-] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Stupid sexy hi-vis.

[-] xylol@leminal.space 15 points 1 day ago

Try dating on non work hours

non work hours

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

might not be great for my coworker following me up the roof ladder.

That's a choice they made. Go on, queen!

[-] chalupapocalypse@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

This is how you get a big tiddy goth gf btw

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[-] BigDiction@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Ha I think there’s a long list of enhancements that many women do that more men should do. Put effort into your outfit, smell decent, drink a little less than normal when on a date.

I think shoe lifts are more common than you'd think, we've had a couple of major politicians accused of wearing them, but it's kinda like hair implants, you've gotta be pretty insecure to get them in the first place (I've tried shoe lifts, they're awful over maybe an inch), so they're too insecure to talk about it either.

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[-] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

5 beers /hr is light work

[-] publicaldo@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

That’s some pace…

[-] jim3692@discuss.online 6 points 1 day ago

Why no Five Nights at Freddy's ???

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago

The three question marks are the answer to your question. You will look obsessed.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

When one woman tried to contact me from what my man brain thinks could be some sort of attempt at a date, she listed out going to the gym, music, cooking, and my eyes almost wanted to roll into my skull.

I went for it anyway, didn't really date, just investigated the person and talked normally.

She raised too many red flags and my reaction was fuck no!

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 16 hours ago

Care to share more details? Gym, cooking and music just sound super generic, but maybe I'm already too old to get some cues

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 13 hours ago

Super generic. I'm apprehensive and avoid jumping into a date. She acts pretty interested, but at one point asks for a gift card. I'm already ambivalent, and this is a red flag.

So I go for it anyway (already seeing her in the friendzone, and consider the money acceptable to waste), find out she does not have any way to recieve it and it would costs extra. I think screw this, not worth it. She says she won't force me to if I don't want to.

Then goes 160° and says "why are you being so stingy", "I asked you because I consider you a good friend" (we barely meet), and "just buy the giftcard". I was basically only keeping the dating option open on principle that I should give everyone a chance, and was fine with friendship.

But that was one hell of a red flag, and when I lost contact for other reasons, I just didn't want to contact her for some more potential manipulation.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 12 hours ago

That sounds like a through and through scam, you dodged a bullet there :X

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