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[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 44 points 2 days ago

It's surprising more men don't wear heels when dating. Women have all sorts enhancements, it's only fair we do the same.

[-] lena@gregtech.eu 65 points 2 days ago

And thigh highs and skirts and makeup. Would be epic.

I tried the nail polish thing but I work with too many chemicals that strip paint for it to last more than a day. Rings are also a big no no in my job because I work with electricity. I guess I could do eye shaddow but my eyelids are naturally dark enough that I've already been accused of wearing it before.

Skirts on the otherhand would be excelent for keeping me cool. Just might not be great for my coworker following me up the roof ladder.

[-] lena@gregtech.eu 39 points 2 days ago

You have a tough job for femboys :(

There are pros to working in my field for femboys though. For one example, regularly lugging an 80lb pack of tools up and down roof access ladders has given me calves and thighs that could make a person weep. Femboys are also typically better equipped for working in confined spaces. Additionally, having ready access to a hardhat, hi-vis vest, clipboard, and toolbelt enables so many crimes. I can also see some of my hi-vis workwear having serious potential as club wear with a bit of modification.

[-] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Stupid sexy hi-vis.

[-] xylol@leminal.space 15 points 2 days ago
[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

might not be great for my coworker following me up the roof ladder.

That's a choice they made. Go on, queen!

Tried black nails for a bit and got mixed reviews. Just started in a j*b so I guess I would not be painting them outside weekends.

Gotta go out more tho.

[-] chalupapocalypse@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

This is how you get a big tiddy goth gf btw

[-] lena@gregtech.eu 6 points 1 day ago
[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago
[-] lena@gregtech.eu 2 points 1 day ago
[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago
[-] lena@gregtech.eu 4 points 1 day ago

I'm not giving them to you, you could steal them and prevent me from being a goth gf :(

[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

Well that's just fine then. Have a nice day.

[-] baines@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 day ago

worked in college for sure

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

I think shoe lifts are more common than you'd think, we've had a couple of major politicians accused of wearing them, but it's kinda like hair implants, you've gotta be pretty insecure to get them in the first place (I've tried shoe lifts, they're awful over maybe an inch), so they're too insecure to talk about it either.

[-] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 2 days ago

It says a lot about the politician and their followers, since both think that only a tall man is a good leader.

[-] Signtist@bookwyr.me 2 points 1 day ago

I used to have a 1.5" leg length difference, so I had to wear a big lift in one of my shoes throughout middle and part of high school as I had a few surgeries to slowly fix the difference. It was a major pain, and I often rolled my ankle in gym class and sports.

[-] BigDiction@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Ha I think there’s a long list of enhancements that many women do that more men should do. Put effort into your outfit, smell decent, drink a little less than normal when on a date.

[-] chocosoldier 1 points 1 day ago

if it were just things like makeup, nice clothing, flattering shoes, etc. then sure.

but instead older men simply encourage young men to tell lies and compare it to makeup.

source: 99% of the dating advice i was given as a young AMAB person was to tell lies.

maybe just wash up and put on nice clothes (put on some makeup if you want, nobody's stopping you) instead of whining about basic shit society expects of everyone being "unfair" like an incel?

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

You're reading a certain tone into the comment that isn't inteded. Just saying men shouldn't feel bad about wearing a toupe or thick sole shoes. People need all the help they can get, it goes both ways.

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