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[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

This is a Trump voter for sure

[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 105 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This belongs in BadWomensAnatomy. But at least he's asking instead of claiming he knows the answer.

[-] FuCensorship@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago

Will the vagina breathers survive?

[-] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

It's all about keeping one nostril free.. or use a snorkel.

[-] SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Ah yes, the vagina nostrils

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah whoever should have hsndled his basic biology should be shot, their organs sold to buy this man a biology textbook and good tutor if there's any left over. Get the feeling he'd take to it. He's clearly thought about the issue.

[-] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don't think shooting him will allow the baby to breathe any easier. Like, think it through, jeez...

[-] zedgeist@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

Is there a c/badwomensanatomy? Feel free to crosspost this

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 15 points 1 day ago

Yes but last I checked it was dead.

[-] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Suffocated, no doubt

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 123 points 2 days ago

This man went to a school where the only sex education was to wait until marriage.

[-] prex@aussie.zone 135 points 2 days ago

I just posted this but it seems relevant:

[-] alx 32 points 1 day ago

Every second I look at this, it becomes worse

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

You mean the prospect of birthing a 35 lb baby doesn't fill you with joy?

[-] egrets@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Since no one's said it, the book is The Story of Life by Chris (Simpsons Artist).

[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

How do I delete your comment?

Wait, I know how! I'm an admin :]

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

here's my Florida education:

"heres the parts of the vagina and penis, we won't teach you what to do in bed or how to stay safe while doing so. Or what women go through. Also watch this video of a birth from 2005. You now match Florida's specifications."

[-] oxysis 26 points 2 days ago

So just any school in the United Fascists of America?

[-] gandalf_der_12te 4 points 1 day ago
[-] moseschrute@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

I’m in the states and I would not like to be associated with the fascists. But yeah, things are getting pretty bad.

[-] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

You shouldn't cover up the blowhole.

[-] CabbageRelish@midwest.social 17 points 1 day ago

“Beautiful human submarines.”

[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 71 points 2 days ago

i went swimming and there was a pregnant woman swimming and the pregnant woman was swimming and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

[-] Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.org 20 points 1 day ago
[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

what the who did when where were we

[-] TotallynotJessica 28 points 2 days ago

1 sentence horror

[-] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

The baby looked at you? Ok, that's it.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 35 points 1 day ago

Top “greetings fellow humans!” vibes there.

[-] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 66 points 2 days ago

How get gregnanant so babby is formed

[-] Metostopholes@midwest.social 36 points 2 days ago
[-] don@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago

What do when gf say she pargenant

i know it's a different video but whenever i heard that i always think of "bastert" from the dramatic reading of a breakup letter

[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 2 days ago

no pero si si embarazado

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[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago

Feel bad for people who don't know the baby breathes through an air tube that's connected to the mother's lungs

[-] zedgeist@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

I mean, you're not entirely wrong, from an abstract point of view

[-] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

I mean, or literal.

Humans are a series of tubes to begin with.

Your blood vessels? Your downstairs plumbing? Even your lungs, the alveoli serve as teeny tiny tubes that are short and bulbous, that exchange gases through other tubes!

There are some other shapes, but what keeps the human machine going? Friggin' tubes.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Just like the internet!

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

Tubes and storage vessels.

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[-] prex@aussie.zone 21 points 2 days ago

An air tube with extra steps.

[-] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago

Got it, you went to a “conservative school” in the USA that refused to hire any teachers who might have “liberal views” like teaching facts, reading actual history and critical thought.

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 15 points 2 days ago

And he will go on to "lead the family" and help his wife "understand the way of the world".

[-] astrsk@fedia.io 9 points 2 days ago

Not to mention the Oxford comma.

[-] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago
[-] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago

But is she from the same father?

[-] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago
[-] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 10 points 2 days ago

So babby breathed thru the vag?

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