This is a Trump voter for sure
This belongs in BadWomensAnatomy. But at least he's asking instead of claiming he knows the answer.
Will the vagina breathers survive?
It's all about keeping one nostril free.. or use a snorkel.
Ah yes, the vagina nostrils
Yeah whoever should have hsndled his basic biology should be shot, their organs sold to buy this man a biology textbook and good tutor if there's any left over. Get the feeling he'd take to it. He's clearly thought about the issue.
I don't think shooting him will allow the baby to breathe any easier. Like, think it through, jeez...
Is there a c/badwomensanatomy? Feel free to crosspost this
Yes but last I checked it was dead.
Suffocated, no doubt
This man went to a school where the only sex education was to wait until marriage.
I just posted this but it seems relevant:
Every second I look at this, it becomes worse
You mean the prospect of birthing a 35 lb baby doesn't fill you with joy?
Since no one's said it, the book is The Story of Life by Chris (Simpsons Artist).
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here's my Florida education:
"heres the parts of the vagina and penis, we won't teach you what to do in bed or how to stay safe while doing so. Or what women go through. Also watch this video of a birth from 2005. You now match Florida's specifications."
So just any school in the United Fascists of America?
Divided States of America
I’m in the states and I would not like to be associated with the fascists. But yeah, things are getting pretty bad.
You shouldn't cover up the blowhole.
“Beautiful human submarines.”
i went swimming and there was a pregnant woman swimming and the pregnant woman was swimming and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
what the who did when where were we
1 sentence horror
The baby looked at you? Ok, that's it.
Top “greetings fellow humans!” vibes there.
How get gregnanant so babby is formed
Can u get... Preganté?
What do when gf say she pargenant
i know it's a different video but whenever i heard that i always think of "bastert" from the dramatic reading of a breakup letter
no pero si si embarazado
Period question mark?
CAN IT HURT BABY TOP OF ITS HEAD?!
Only dangerops sex.
Feel bad for people who don't know the baby breathes through an air tube that's connected to the mother's lungs
I mean, you're not entirely wrong, from an abstract point of view
I mean, or literal.
Humans are a series of tubes to begin with.
Your blood vessels? Your downstairs plumbing? Even your lungs, the alveoli serve as teeny tiny tubes that are short and bulbous, that exchange gases through other tubes!
There are some other shapes, but what keeps the human machine going? Friggin' tubes.
Just like the internet!
An air tube with extra steps.
Got it, you went to a “conservative school” in the USA that refused to hire any teachers who might have “liberal views” like teaching facts, reading actual history and critical thought.
And he will go on to "lead the family" and help his wife "understand the way of the world".
Not to mention the Oxford comma.
I have one daughter
But is she from the same father?
Ellipsis
So babby breathed thru the vag?
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