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[-] Ledivin@lemmy.world 150 points 2 weeks ago

and then everyone else in the cafeteria clapped 🙄

[-] Lexam@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

No, but I did go to the principals office and they went to the nurse. That was over thirty years ago though.

[-] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 98 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Who the fuck drinks coffee while eating pasta

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 62 points 2 weeks ago

People who are trying to make the most of a lunch break

[-] bestagon@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

I’d probably guess the Italians

[-] Mok98@feddit.it 23 points 1 week ago

And you would be wrong, in Italy coffee is almost never drunk while eating something salty. Actually is mostly drunk alone as its own dish, aside from breakfast

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
[-] javiwhite@feddit.uk 15 points 1 week ago

*they drink espresso based coffees.

The italians invented lattes, cappuccinos, Americanos etc... most espresso based coffee finds its origin in Italy; it's just instant coffee and whatever it is Starbucks are doing that they tend to scoff at.

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An adhd-haver who’s on their third cup of the day at lunch, and will have 3 more over the course of the afternoon.

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[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Why not? You can even use some pasta as a straw

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[-] REDACTED@infosec.pub 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Me, 5 minutes ago. What's so special about pasta and coffee combo?

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

i will drink coffee with anything. yogurt, salad, chips and salsa, tofu, the list goes on.

[-] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 67 points 1 week ago

I'd actually like to see someone try to slam their fist down on a table while drinking coffee without spilling.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 week ago

You've got to suck really hard to leverage surface tension while fisting.

Pro move but it can be done

[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

This guy sips and smashes!

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[-] Fuctangle@sh.itjust.works 64 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] TherapyGary 13 points 1 week ago
[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Yes it's taken from 4chan. Not an AI image.

[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

I love 😬 that we're now at the point where "is this real?" is ambiguous between:

  • did the story factually occur in our shared reality?
  • was this story actually posted to 4chan?
  • did a human even make this image?

And at this juncture with the common addition of "chat, is this real?" we can further add:

  • does the audience exist?
  • does the person sharing the image exist?
  • do I exist?
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[-] Fuctangle@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

I mean, it's usually safe to assume no when it comes to greentext, but who knows. Definitely both of them aren't real.

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[-] anas@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

you know what they say about greentext

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[-] Lexam@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago

I have stabbed people with a fork for trying to touch my food.

[-] 474D@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago

I have stabbed no one because I'm not insane. Different strokes I guess

[-] Lexam@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No it was not insanity, it was undiagnosed Autism in a poor rural community. This is why proper social support matters.

[-] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Mac@mander.xyz 8 points 1 week ago

In the membranity

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[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

If it's on or near my plate I'm gonna try and eat it. It's called finger food for a reason.

[-] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

Just quickly lean towards their hand and snap your teeth like you're going to bite. Works with all sorts of unwanted touching, just be ready to actually bite if they're also nuts and try again to call your bluff. Even if they get angry they're much less likely to want to throw hands with the high possibility of getting bit hanging in the air.

The downside is you will look even more insane than with just fork stabs, but on the plus side you will look insane enough people will stay the fuck away in the future too

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[-] twice_hatch@midwest.social 37 points 1 week ago

a brief coworker

COWER BRIEF MORTALS

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[-] burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 34 points 2 weeks ago

That definitely happened

[-] Part4@infosec.pub 27 points 2 weeks ago

Where was this work? The prison kitchen or something?

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 28 points 2 weeks ago

Smashburger

[-] Kurious84@eviltoast.org 27 points 1 week ago
[-] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

Delicious. Get you a double cheese from last night and nuke it for 30-45 seconds. Done and easy lunch.

[-] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Man, I wouldn't even eat that shit fresh. Are you from the US? I've heard their quality is better in other countries, but here it's disgusting.

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[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Rolled a nat 20 on intimidation.

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 2 weeks ago

she was just trying to flirt with OP and he freaked out and made it really weird... she as like

NOPE

and bailed

[-] Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 81 points 2 weeks ago

Nah touching someone's food is weird.

[-] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah that is the weirdest way to flirt. If she touches you, that's more clear but touching your food is not really understood as a display of affection.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 60 points 2 weeks ago

Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 17 points 2 weeks ago
[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The irony is that doing that doesn't piss you off

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[-] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago

Even if they were trying to flirt, being told repeatedly not to do something that they keep doing anyway is not flirting.

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[-] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

I think you need to learn how to flirt

[-] brown_guy45@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago

By touching his food?

Everyone doesn't have those kinds of fetishes

[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

There's the matter of consent if that were the case. Which she clearly didn't have.

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