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Deserved honestly
(sh.itjust.works)
and then everyone else in the cafeteria clapped 🙄
No, but I did go to the principals office and they went to the nurse. That was over thirty years ago though.
Who the fuck drinks coffee while eating pasta
People who are trying to make the most of a lunch break
I’d probably guess the Italians
And you would be wrong, in Italy coffee is almost never drunk while eating something salty. Actually is mostly drunk alone as its own dish, aside from breakfast
They drink espresso
*they drink espresso based coffees.
The italians invented lattes, cappuccinos, Americanos etc... most espresso based coffee finds its origin in Italy; it's just instant coffee and whatever it is Starbucks are doing that they tend to scoff at.
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An adhd-haver who’s on their third cup of the day at lunch, and will have 3 more over the course of the afternoon.
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Me, 5 minutes ago. What's so special about pasta and coffee combo?
i will drink coffee with anything. yogurt, salad, chips and salsa, tofu, the list goes on.
I'd actually like to see someone try to slam their fist down on a table while drinking coffee without spilling.
You've got to suck really hard to leverage surface tension while fisting.
Pro move but it can be done
is this real
Yes it's taken from 4chan. Not an AI image.
I love 😬 that we're now at the point where "is this real?" is ambiguous between:
- did the story factually occur in our shared reality?
- was this story actually posted to 4chan?
- did a human even make this image?
And at this juncture with the common addition of "chat, is this real?" we can further add:
- does the audience exist?
- does the person sharing the image exist?
- do I exist?
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I mean, it's usually safe to assume no when it comes to greentext, but who knows. Definitely both of them aren't real.
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I have stabbed people with a fork for trying to touch my food.
I have stabbed no one because I'm not insane. Different strokes I guess
No it was not insanity, it was undiagnosed Autism in a poor rural community. This is why proper social support matters.
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If it's on or near my plate I'm gonna try and eat it. It's called finger food for a reason.
Just quickly lean towards their hand and snap your teeth like you're going to bite. Works with all sorts of unwanted touching, just be ready to actually bite if they're also nuts and try again to call your bluff. Even if they get angry they're much less likely to want to throw hands with the high possibility of getting bit hanging in the air.
The downside is you will look even more insane than with just fork stabs, but on the plus side you will look insane enough people will stay the fuck away in the future too
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That definitely happened
Where was this work? The prison kitchen or something?
Smashburger
Reheated McDonald's??
Delicious. Get you a double cheese from last night and nuke it for 30-45 seconds. Done and easy lunch.
Man, I wouldn't even eat that shit fresh. Are you from the US? I've heard their quality is better in other countries, but here it's disgusting.
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Rolled a nat 20 on intimidation.
she was just trying to flirt with OP and he freaked out and made it really weird... she as like
NOPE
and bailed
Nah touching someone's food is weird.
Yeah that is the weirdest way to flirt. If she touches you, that's more clear but touching your food is not really understood as a display of affection.
Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person
Umm…
Even if they were trying to flirt, being told repeatedly not to do something that they keep doing anyway is not flirting.
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I think you need to learn how to flirt
By touching his food?
Everyone doesn't have those kinds of fetishes
There's the matter of consent if that were the case. Which she clearly didn't have.
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