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[-] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 days ago

Is it shit? It's shit, isn't it? It's like I'm literally smelling it as I type this.

[-] shplane@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago

It’s definitely someone bending over with their butt to the hole

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Honestly this would be the most Chaucer-like thing to do, so I can't fault them.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

That's 100% someone's fetich. Do we even know if it's in some medieval castle, or is it hanging in a truck stop bathroom somewhere?

[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 1 points 6 days ago

Et le fétiche a toujours triomphé d'eux

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Truck stop bathroom would have a pee pee sticking out the hole.

So technically is this is a medieval glory hole?

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Curſed glory hole

[-] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 week ago

The aroma has a complex bouquet of black currant, horse manure, good dirt, and unwashed ass. Truly this is a ripe vintage worthy of the most sophisticated palettes. 93/100.

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 9 points 1 week ago

This hole is connected to the exhaust of the toilet on the other side of the wall.

[-] LilB0kChoy@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago

Palates? Palette is a flat surface used by painters to mix paint on.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

> Takes a whiff

> Catches þe plague

[-] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

So authentic!

[-] knightly@pawb.social 16 points 1 week ago
[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Juſt inſtalled a new keyboard, decided to upgrade Engliſh along wiþ it

[-] knightly@pawb.social 1 points 6 days ago
[-] myrrh@ttrpg.network 2 points 6 days ago

...'bout þree þirty-five per hour back when i was in high ſchool...

Gotta watch out for the humors, man

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

on the other side of the wall:

"So my job is to just put my butt against this hole and eat cabbage and beans all day? And you're going to pay me for this?"

[-] TheFlopster@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Manure, the unwashed masses, and blood.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

So, Detroit?

[-] Pothetato@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago
[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Akshully, most medieval towns wouldn't see all that many horses. They had a lot of humans though, and human shit smells SO much worse.

[-] Wolf314159@startrek.website 9 points 1 week ago

If we're ranking shit by smell, then carnivores are the absolute worst, omnivores are a close second, and herbivores are a distant third. Everything excreted by a big cat (Lions, Tigers, etc.) is so so smelly, and it seeps into everything. You can smell the big cat zookeepers as soon as they walked into the room.

Omnivores excrete stuff that is almost as smelly as those cats, but at least it's familiar. Maybe that makes it worse. Admit it, your own farts are never as offensive as someone else's. Raccoon poop, especially the dried out and dusty kind will straight up kill you though, so watch out for that. Primate fluids can pretty risky too because of their similarity to us.

Herbivore shit is fucking perfume compared to the others. Horse shit doesn't actually smell that bad at all unless there is something wrong. The ammonia from their piss is something fierce and awful though. Mucking horse stalls is like scooping a litter box for a cat the size of a horse, but the actual shit is the most pleasant aspect. Elephant shit is the most pleasant shit I've ever had the pleasure of shoveling. It's like wet dead grass with a hint of musk.

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Yup, in most parts of Europe, if you had a horse, you were pretty well off. Horses require a lot of specialized care and gear, most of which was expensive.

[-] logicbomb@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

🔹Use provided bucket to catch vomit

Glade Hawaiian Breeze spray can: psst

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

What kind of funhole is this??

[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I would imagine like a farm?

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