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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 79 points 4 weeks ago

Touch pigskin while wearing clothes made of mixed fibre and eat crab while being sodomized.

I call it the sunday special.

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 30 points 4 weeks ago

Thank you for your expertise in this matter, Mr. SatansMaggotyCumFart.

[-] TotallynotJessica 15 points 4 weeks ago

I for one am glad to see the legend return

[-] HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago

Old footballs used to be made from pig skin, so just play an old game of football with crab cake as snacks a little pre-game sodomy maybe some after game swing party complete with mixed fabric jerseys, make sunday game day real fun

[-] match@pawb.social 21 points 4 weeks ago

now where am i gonna find a gay rubgy club in bottoming distance?

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 20 points 4 weeks ago

Probably Birmingham, England. Source: the depths of my ass.

[-] match@pawb.social 16 points 4 weeks ago

that is an authoritative source

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

The Massachusetts special

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago

Damn new date night just dropped.

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 44 points 4 weeks ago

Tell me where in the Bible it says I can’t blaze it. God shows up as a burning bush for fuck’s sake!

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 13 points 4 weeks ago

Only God can blaze it. If you are devout, God my bless you with second hand toke.

[-] kittenzrulz123 26 points 4 weeks ago

Eat a cheeseburger, blow a joint, and then have Sesbian lex

[-] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 4 weeks ago

Joint first. I genuinely love the sensation of food going down the oesophagus when I'm stoned.

[-] kittenzrulz123 13 points 4 weeks ago

I didn't say it had to be in that specific order :3

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 weeks ago

when I'm high and eat a dessert I'm like "I have never been so happy"

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago

God told me to eat your ass like groceries. Nvm it was Satan.

[-] chaogomu@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

Satan of the old testament is actually pretty chill. It's God who's the maniac.

[-] TotallynotJessica 7 points 4 weeks ago

The adversary clocking in and clocking out as the boss murders innocent children after hardening some monarch's heart

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 15 points 4 weeks ago

I would like to recommend bearing false witness, absolutely worth it. Also, heroin.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago

jury nullification time

[-] froufox 14 points 4 weeks ago

daily reminder that "sodom sin" is actually sexual offense. have hot gay sex without feeling guilty, christians!

[-] megopie 4 points 4 weeks ago

Simony, complicate things.

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