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[-] don@lemmy.ca 95 points 1 month ago

Mate. It’s called pribbles and tarn, you dunce.

[-] Milk_Sheikh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 month ago

Proper scran, that

[-] brem@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Tribbles and barn, say ye?

[-] don@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago

Oh just great, another fokkin’ scouser. Just what we need.

[-] ohshit604@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Canadians got Hosers and Britains got Scousers, who would’ve thunk it!

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Hmm.. isn't hoser like an insult?

Some people might use Scouser as an insult, but it's just people from Liverpool.

[-] brem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Oi, I'm but a simple socialist who once lived in a commune, residing in the world's newest fascistic regime! A few of us Yankees still read. I personally prefer to watch the beebs so I can keep up with current trends such as Cockney rhyming slang.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's more like it. "Nuts and bolts" makes way too much sense to be an actual British name.

[-] Brosplosion@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Nuts and bolts sounds more like cockney rhyming slang for an electrical outlet. 230 volts -> bolts -> nuts and bolts

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago

He said “I love fries.” and got misheard.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

“I’ll have fries”

[-] lime@feddit.nu 47 points 1 month ago

black olives from pizza places are usually not actually black; they're green olives that have been chemically treated to oxidise quicker.

...which is presumably why they usually taste like o-rings.

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

That might explain why i hate them so much even though i love all other olives

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Most olives in supermarkets are like that.

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[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If it's good enough for NASA, it's good ebough for me

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

Just be careful in cold weather

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I believe thats any black olive thats not the wrinkly ones.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 1 month ago
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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 44 points 1 month ago

Tf did this guy just call chips and pips?

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 39 points 1 month ago
[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

Like spaghetti for sauce

[-] xep@fedia.io 31 points 1 month ago

Some cheese on top of that and you have a feast.

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago
[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Feta and tzatziki or skordalia, squeeze a lemon on it. Now it’s Greek Poutine.

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

I was just coming to the comments to mention that! I made it this last weekend. Fries are so good with feta cheese!

[-] vrojak@feddit.org 17 points 1 month ago

Looks kinda dry but with some sauce this actually would be great fast food

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Nacho cheese or a good aioli and id eat that.

[-] Duranie@leminal.space 6 points 1 month ago

I vote for aioli!

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[-] brem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Mayonnaise, probably.. would work for most Europeans.

For the Western hemisphere, hollandaise or Thousand Island. (Keep in mind, ketchup won't work well with the olives.)

Asia, you're gonna want a few extra things to build it up. Japan got it right with Umami, baby.

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[-] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Some garlicky gravy-adjacent sauce and maybe something like chili flakes and I’d eat that with zero hesitation.

Even if these look like the abhorrent “olives” that are surely the leading cause of people thinking olives are disgusting. If these were freshly sliced regular brown olives (regular to me in the Mediterranean) they wouldn’t even need sauce at all. Although the chili flakes can stay.

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[-] Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

As someone who loves olives and fries this looks delicious.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

Whilst I have no idea what this is, the British practice of putting vinager on one's chips yields surprisingly good results.

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[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Dicks and holes

[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

That's a grand name for it!

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[-] elizbeth.valadez708@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Honestly, I'd eat this... I usually think British food is disgusting, but they have me with this one.

[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago

This would not be a common British food, no. I'm curious what British food you don't like though?

[-] Homesnatch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
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[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

I dunno, "some shit" is a better name.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I thought nuts and bolts was chex mix with cheerios and pretzel sticks

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago
[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago
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[-] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Fuck yeahhh. Olive fetish.

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