I'm about to write a children's book up in this bitch
(*) Donakd J. Trump.
Or, if you go by his Press Secretary...
President Chump.
She keeps saying Trump as Chump, in official press conferences.
You don't have to sign your tweets.
Signed everyone. 2007.
I think he signed this one just to prove that he can spell his own name right.
I guess truth social is now an "official channel" for international diplomacy. What a brave new world we live in
This dumb fuck really though he could bomb Iran and it would bring peace to the middle east, you just gave Israel the ball and they're gonna run with it.
He needs to go chill in a bunker.
He was told it would. He was dumb enough to go OK. He didn't imagine this scenario.
"Fighting for Peace is like fucking for Virginity." - John Lennon
"I HAVE SPOKEN!"
"Hey, guys, I have spoken, hear me? Guys? Hey, guys?"
"GODDAMIT, I SAID I'VE SPOKEN, HEAR ME? DO WHAT I SAY! I DEMAND YOU DO WHAT I SAY! HERE'S MY NAME!"
The Art of the Deal, indeed.
He's Cartman.
Cartman has internal consistency and the ability to finish a thought.
I'm going to count to 3, and I want everyone to do a ceasefire! 1. 2. 2 and a half. 2 and three quarters. I mean it!
Everyone watch, he's about to TACO!
Woah is truth social not an effective way to conduct international relations or something? damn. I guess he'd better try Facebook
So this is what a grown man throwing a tantrum looks like.
please tell me this is not real...
Oh it's true, it's damn true.
The first two are like he's trying to manifest it
He thinks it's a king's decree.
What a shitshow. 🍿
Lol, friendly "Plane Wave". He's such a fucking child.
TF is a "Plane Wave"? Google leads me to physics papers and articles which I'm pretty sure is not what he meant.
He said his name and position at the end in all caps.
You know he's being serious.
God help everyone if he starts to count to 3
He might even turn the car around.
He is so fucking lame
That's the most baffling part. I never had a high opinion of the general populations intelligence. But you got to be a goddamn moron to be impressed by the current president. It's not hyperbole to say I've lost all faith and humanity.
Baby’s first diplomatic relations.
And boy is it a magnificent debacle.
Trump is at least consistent - fuck things up, then pause the fuckup to pat himself on his back and demand praise for not fucking things up even more. Then once the news cycle progresses, continue fucking things up even worse. He’s such a master of this fail technique!
IT ISN'T A CEASEFIRE UNLESS ALL PARTIES SIGN IT.
GORK, SHITPOSTER IN THE UNITED STATES
So bombing Palestinian children is okay but he draws the line at Iran?
Iran is supported by Russia.
lol this is like when someone signs their text message as if it’s a letter
He spelled his name correctly this time.
DOES HE THINK THE INTERNET IS A TELEGRAPH STOP IT IS NOT A TELEGRAPH IT IS A SERIES OF TUBES EXCLAMATION STOP
If ISRAEL drops a Bomb they're going in TIMEOUT!
DONALD J TRUMP MANLIEST MAN WITH THE BIGLIEST HANDS
Trump believes he, as leader of America, speaks for all 201 countries that aren't directly part of the war between Israel and Iran, quote: "upon the 24th Hour, an Official END to THE 12 DAY WAR will be saluted by the World." VP Vance claims he knows more about Iran's current nuclear situation than anyone else, quote: "Iran is incapable of building a nuclear weapon with the equipment they have because we destroyed it."
I cannot stress enough that I want the US government to fuck off and never interfere with other countries' matters that don't concern them, and to stop acting as the world police. The US is somehow becoming more delusional.
Wouldn’t it be more useful and/or timely to call them directly instead of posting on social media?
Oh wait, do you mean he is finally starting to realize Israel is (In this case) the bad guy in the dispute?
PS Yes, yes, yes, I know, Iran isn't "the good guy" in most respects, I mean in the case of this war.
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