I, from the UK, once had a 'conversation' about gun control with an American on Reddit. What brought this about was the day before a 9 year old girl was killed by a stray bullet from a drive-by. One moment she was in her bedroom doing some homework, and the next she was dead.

After a lot of back and forth with him getting more flummoxed and aggressive he then said something like "If she was outside playing like a normal kid then she wouldn't have been killed."
Yep, he blamed her.

That was the time I realised it was a waste of everything talking about it.

Start up your Bluetooth speaker. (Buy one if you haven't got one. It doesn't have to be good, just loud.)
Ramp it up to 11.
Start the most annoying obnoxious sound you have, (that you have already downloaded).
Stand next to the person playing the shitty music and aim the speaker at then.
When they complain about your annoying noise you reply, "You started it."

I've got a book about the history of trains, but I've not seen anything about this. Any idea what I'm doing wrong?

I don't mind the sticky carpets. I don't mind the shitty seats. I don't mind other people making certain noises, eating etc. And if a person is looking at their phone then I don't mind as long as that's it, just looking.

What I do mind, what I absolutely cannot abide, what I find completely unacceptable is the person behind knocking my chair. Once or twice when first sitting down, or when getting up to go to toilet etc is fine. But that's it.
There is no acceptable reason to keep on doing it. NO REASON.

"But I get numb and need to fidget." Then sit behind an empty fucking chair.
"But I'm freakishly tall." That's your problem, but when you continually knock other people's seats it is now their problem as well. Move to an aisle seat, or sit behind a seat that's empty.

"But I'm oblivious to other people, also I selfishly don't care if I'm an annoying twat." Exactly. Don't be like that.

"But I (insert any fucking bullshit you want to try to bullshit about here). SIT BEHIND A FUCKING EMPTY SEAT. It's that fucking simple.

A concluding solution? Some kind of ultimate solution?
Crikey, surely there must be a 'final' way to say this...

No, you come from the land of plenty.

I'm no pervert. Anyways I've got to go, I'm going to see if I can experience a Dickcissel, then I'm off to my mates to see his Himalayan snowcock....

I did.
It's basically a triangle that the victims were made to sit on sharpest angle. The torturers would then add weights to their legs.

What are your views on 'objects' such as personal hand grenades or professionally made improvised fertiliser explosives?

I find it absolutely disgusting that I'm not allowed to turn MY innocent 4 wheel brumm brummm object in to a fun party popper object of devastation!!! It's political correctness gone mad it is !!!
(Do I need the /s?)

Haha...forget about what?

"When I work..." Bozo Boris is lying yet again.

I was subbed there when it was called something not so wholesome.