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[-] axum 154 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If anyone is wondering the connection:

This guy had internships at the Heritage Foundation and did some service as a special assistant in a DHS immigration office.

Heritage foundation strikes again with installing young puppets.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago

his experience at Four Seasons Total Landscaping also helped

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 104 points 1 month ago
[-] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 90 points 1 month ago

Why is he making that face. lmfao

[-] gex@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

He interned in DreamWorks as a face model

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[-] sirico@feddit.uk 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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[-] AJ1@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 month ago

it's inspiring that in the states you can be a convicted felon, and/or just a totally unqualified moron with no experience in any sort of political office (see: POTUS) and get a high profile position in the federal government. america truly is the land of opportunity

[-] Airowird@lemm.ee 40 points 1 month ago

That one of the DOGE-cunts?

[-] MangoCats@feddit.it 27 points 1 month ago

No, he's a poly-sci graduate: moldable lump of clay setup by the Heritage Foundation to sink or swim. Seems like he hasn't screwed up badly enough to be coat-hooked offstage just yet.

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to ~~Lead U.S. Terror Prevention~~ scape goat.

FTFY

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

22-Year-Old

Obvious lack of experience and not qualified for the position.

Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant

Completely irrelevant, and not something to criticize. God forbid people get a shit starter job when they're joining the work force.

[-] Toga65@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Listing previous work is pretty standard when getting a job, also shows his prior qualifications which I think we're entitled to know.

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

The lack of experience is worthy of criticism; but the "Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant" is presented as not worthy of respect. Which is bullshit.

It has the same air as some trumpanzee dipshit trying to insult AOC by calling her a 'bartender', as though having been a bartender makes her unqualified for her current position, which is similarly bullshit.

Gardeners, store assistants, and bartenders all contribute to our society and shouldn't be looked down on for their role; nor should that role be held against them when they decide to move on to something else.

...I guess my point is that gardening and entry-level-grocery are completely fine and expected experience for a 22 year old; but that no 22 year old could have the experience to do well as a leader in terror prevention. So, there's a distinction between criticizing the absence of experience (justified), vs criticizing someone for having actual experience in an unrelated field (bullshit).

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[-] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

The rise from starter job to top government official usually includes things like gaining experience, having some success, being a noteworthy professional in some way....

Not... Nothing?

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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 33 points 1 month ago

And the US just officially warned Iran “not to retaliate”. I think we know what’s coming, lads.

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[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 month ago
[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

It is a Trump bootlicker thing.

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

Does lemmy have punchablefaces yet?

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 27 points 1 month ago

I remember being 22... yeah... no... just... ugh... no!

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

There's a reason that the minimum age to run for president is 35. But rules and regulations don't matter anymore.

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[-] pyre@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

gardening and grocery store experience? overqualified for this administration for sure

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[-] klu9@piefed.social 25 points 1 month ago

Mission failed: Just seeing his face makes me want to strap C4 around my chest and walk into the RNC.

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[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago
[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago

This guy looks like he’s about to play his best Yugioh card

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

The card would likely be older than him

I can't get over how a kid who did high school over zoom during COVID is now in charge of terror prevention for the US

like what the fuck

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[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Idk why but I wanna slap him so bad. Like dude that brow smirk makes you look like a moron

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[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago
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[-] Stern@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

More concerned with the 22 then what he was doing at 17. I'm not against younger blood in leadership roles but you got to have done the job at least somewhat. If the guy was 35 or so and had been at it for a decade, that'd be a different beast. This feels like a nepo hire

[-] frezik@midwest.social 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not necessarily a nepo hire, but they are scraping the barrel.

Project 2025's playbook was to fire all the existing people in the federal government and replace them with Trump loyalists. To that end, they created a list of pre-vetted replacements.

Problem is, those people are vetted for loyalty first, and competence a distant second. Also, a lot of them likely have jobs already that are more lucrative than a federal position. In other cases, their circumstances change in the months in between vetting and the offer becoming concrete. So even though they may have a few thousand people on the list, a big chunk of them aren't going to accept when the time comes. Those that do aren't necessarily going to be qualified in any way.

What may be surprising here is that they're scraping the bottom so quickly. You'd think out of several thousand possibilities, they could find someone more qualified than this guy.

This tends to be destructive in the short term, because incompetent people are making important decisions. In the long term, it's one of the self-defeating factors of fascism. A system just can't work this way, but it can destroy the rest of society before it implodes on itself.

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[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Were official portraits always this funny?

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 17 points 1 month ago

Hahahahahhhahhahah

We're all going to die

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

trump, like putin thrives on incompetance simply because they would be too disorganized to perform a "coup" against him.

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

thrives on incompetance

😐

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[-] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Boot licker extraordinaire.

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

Are you sure this guy didn't star in a Dreamworks movie? That eyebrow lmao

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[-] Wytch@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago
[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

Why didn't he just appoint a horse?

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[-] irish_link@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Looks like a B movie or kids movie villain.

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[-] aeternum 11 points 1 month ago

The inexperienced 22-year-old reportedly tasked by Donald Trump with tackling U.S. extremism

so he's gonna impeach trump?

[-] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

22 going on a dirty 45

[-] AlexLost@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

Erybody, don't worry. He got dis.

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