Ohhhhhh man, I haven't heard this chortle in my head in ages. Thank you friend, hOnh Onhh onhh onnhhh!
L’dong bon hon et long un croissant!
My hamster has run off with my croissant!
HOH! Hoh hoh! Hoh!
Had this mixed in with the background music playlist at my wedding reception, and I got to witness an older gentleman sitting near the speaker look increasingly confused.
This made me legit lol. Thank you!
Meanwhile, in America...
🫡🦅💥🇺🇸
~~French~~ Liberty fries
What, is the joke that Americans can't cook?
That Pillsbury renamed croissant to crescent roll for the American market. Good thing too because calling those things croissant might be considered libel.
Tried to order a croissant at a gas station in Oregon once — I lived there, but my French accent turns croissant into a whole performance.
The Mexican woman behind the counter couldn’t see what I meant (glass case + clutter) or understand, we both laughed a lot, and I ended up with the croissant and a breakfast burrito.
Could’ve been worse.
Why is this the only French word brits insist on pronouncing the French way?
This show was all that.
that's the only correct pronunciation
Oh my god I forgot entirely about Pierre Escargot. Some neurons have just fired for the first time in decades.
Core memory unlocked.
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