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[-] Jumi@lemmy.world 121 points 3 months ago

Meanwhile I as a German look at the French with envy everytime they burn down their capital the moment their goverment does something that slightly inconveniences them.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 54 points 3 months ago

As an American, same.

[-] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago

We should all be so based.

[-] sheogorath@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

I had a discussion with my friend regarding socialism and the argument they had against socialism is everyone don't need to work hard and I was like, isn't that good tho?

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 11 points 3 months ago

(just gonna shoehorn this anvil into this elevator here...)

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

We still need labor to have a functional society, so you need some level of guardrails to ensure enough capable people are working. Socialism doesn't have a great answer for how to do that.

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 101 points 3 months ago

For cutting off the heads of the elites, and crepes.

[-] MsFlammkuchen 28 points 3 months ago

How do you cut the head of a crepe off?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 months ago

Very carefully.

[-] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago

By dropping a big heavy knife

PS: poor gp. They even put an oxford comma

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago

I'm a crepe

I'm a weiiiiirdoooooo

[-] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 11 points 3 months ago

And subsequently cutting off the heads of almost everyone else.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

And for wildly over-pronouncing crescent.

[-] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 3 months ago
[-] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago

Remembered for this by the Americans.

I sometimes think they get so fixated on this as some kind of psychogical distraction to avoid remembering their own country spent most of that war sitting on the sidelines making a profit.

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Tell that to my dead grandfathers that killed Nazis to save your asses along with global freedom and democracy. We have our warts like EVERYONE yet we're first to fall on the sword and eat shit like this. Fuck that. I'm not conceding my fucking country or its name. Especially to 250 year old allies with whom we formed the first West free of monarchs.

[-] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You hit the nail on the head! This is exactly why I think the American attitude to the French is so peculiar:

Especially to 250 year old allies with whom we formed

American culture should remember the role the French played in the American War of Independence (and the French great great great great great grandfathers who died for you) instead of defaulting to that weird and crass "cheese eating surrender monkeys" nonsense.

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

The ones with brains know. I'm not special. Remember which voices are typically loudest.

[-] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'm not interested in mouth breathing MAGA crowd though.

I made this point here because too many people on the American left spout this particular rhetoric.

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Idiots come in all ~~sizes~~ sides

[-] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Oh, sure. Let me rephrase. I'm not interested in the knuckle dragging mouthbreathers of any stripe.

Too many seemingly otherwise normal, educated US people seem to blindly lean in on this particular rhetoric.

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I was listening to Dennis Leary's Asshole this morning realizing it was always both sides in this particular way. I knew maga when they were working class Dems. They didn't suddenly change values ten years ago

[-] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I haven't heard that song in forever! I'd forgotten how catchy it is.

Yes, exceptionalism seems to know no political boundaries.

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

It really is. Most generic 90s guitar music ever. Sandler did the same.

[-] leraje 35 points 3 months ago

Americans when a country surrenders to a heavily armed death machine: lol, surrender monkeys!

Americans when a country surrenders to a diaper wearing fascist old man: USA! USA! USA!

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Americans when a country ~~surrenders to~~ rallies behind a diaper wearing fascist old man

He won with a majority the second time through. This isn't a fight Americans lost.

Meanwhile, in France: French President Emmanuel Macron on Wednesday congratulated "President Donald Trump", saying he was ready to work with the US vote frontrunner "with respect and ambition" like "we managed to do for four years".

I mean, maybe this was 11D chess to give Airbus monopoly status in the global civilian aircraft market. But on its face that looks like the French taking a huge L.

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

That's what politicians do, especially if they don't like the winner. Yeah of course Macron thinks trump is a petulant man child, but it doesn't make sense to needlessly antagonise people as unstable as trump.

It's like if you're walking down the road and see a crack head, you're not going to flip them off and call them a twat. Because A: they might attack you and B: having a reputation as someone who is easy to get along with is a good thing.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

it doesn’t make sense to needlessly antagonise people as unstable as trump.

I remember when people used to say that about Vladimir Putin

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

The difference is that Putin isn't unstable. He's just a dick. Everything he does is deliberate and as such it doesn't make any sense to be nice. He doesn't care and is going to do what he wants regardless.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Buuuut, your bread and pastries will have way more cachet than German bread and Austrian pastries do. And your cuisine and wine will have somewhat more cachet than those of Spain or (debatably) Italy.

The pettiest French foodie: worth it.

[-] tomenzgg@midwest.social 13 points 3 months ago

Hey, – on the plus side – no one bothers to look very hard at why you're still taxing your former colonies for you having colonized them?

[-] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

Meanwhile the UK keep their aura of Europe's saviors, nonwhistanding the fact British troops evacuated swiftly from Dunkirk in may-june 1940, leaving the French alone against the Wehrmacht...

[-] NotJohnSmith@feddit.uk 4 points 3 months ago

Didn't we (UK) also bomb the French fleet albeit to avoid the Germans from repurposing them?

My take is shit happens in war, the US did what they could when they could. But the same dignity needs to be given to the French.

We were allied then, we sure as hell need to be allied now

[-] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Hell yeah, more than ever comrade!

[-] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yeah, the French are pussies for ~~not joining our dumb war in Iraq~~ surrendering early in WWII

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

The propagandening!

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 3 months ago

Meme: about France

Comments: yeah but other countries blah blah blah...

[-] cathfish@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Or for finaly loosing every war since charlemagne... Or having the healthiest family from slavery ?

[-] Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 2 points 3 months ago

They actually won most wars. The loosing streak started in 1812 against the russian empire. Just a passing phase, a mere blink in history.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

And for getting their asses kicked several times by Nelson.

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

To be fair, at that time fighting the royal navy was like the toughest kid on the playground picking a fight with a hyena.

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