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Avocado
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Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?
I wouldn't know, I've never tasted an avocado
that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.
Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis
cleanpenis.fart
That's the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. Those mice were a pain. I had to take the ball out from the socket and get rid of dust and debris so many times so it would work normally
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I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂
Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.
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Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows
some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully
Oof.
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"Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.
How do I unsee an image
this but in reverse
Goodness me that is unsettling
Anime ain't right
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Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….
So... Avocado in one and a dick in the other...?
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Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??
Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.
that's untrue
Sure, but it wouldn't be as funny if it said "doesn't taste like clean penis"
“Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”
It would get a few clicks i reckon
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I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.
Please don't do a blinded experiment
Hey, who's been using my avocado scented soap?
Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?
Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.
of course it's a BuzzFeed article
https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis
The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!
Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.
Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher
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