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Ypu know who downvotes this? Tiny-penised fascists.
Maybe tiny-penised not-fascists upset they're being bunched up with fascists. It's not ou-, I mean their fault
It is kind of depressing to be honest. I'm antifascist, I just happen to also be a loser.
When in a healthy relationship it doesn't bother me, but now that I'm single again and will be looking at revisiting the whole dating thing at some point it's uncomfortable to think too much about.
It’s just like anything else honestly.
I have a cousin with a sometimes stiff button for a penis a he has never dated below a 10.
His wife is gorgeous and his kids are beautiful. Been married almost 20 years and had multiple flings before that, as well as girls going batshit insane over him all his life despite an entire small town seeing his shorts come off at the local pool.
I told the guys on the Reddit small wiener community about this ages ago and they told me to go to hell and that life was miserable and I didn’t understand and was making it up. Well, I might not understand personally, but I’m definitely not making it up.
Women don’t give a damn, not really. Your bros might give you shit, but most women don’t care.
Some do. Some don’t like guys who eat Cheetos and want a dude who eats healthy and works out. Oh well. She ain’t the one.
Don’t stress.
You know what made life so easy with the women for my cousin? You can see his confidence a mile away. He’s brilliant and he knows it. So are you. Know it.
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Body shaming sucks no matter what. And IMO making fun of penis size is toxic masculinity. That said it is speaking in a language that they understand and use, we have to stoop to speak to their base. I hate all of it :')
Absolutely right and i am happy how many comments point this out. Gotta say cyanide and happiness does not really care about being pc.
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hA hA sMaLL pEnIs
Leftists bodyshaming men to criticize their fascism is some real regressive shit. It's also super off-the-mark. Bodyshaming harms all men, not just the fascists.
I highly doubt that the Cyanide and Happiness creators would label themselves as leftists, even in the watered-down US understanding of the term.
They've always been very happy to be openly offensive to the point of misogyny/ableism/toxic masculinity in their art - not typical earmarks of a leftist.
P. S. I don't really have beef with c&h, the whole "we're not [label] because we insult everyone" just doesn't really ring true for me when it's four wealthy white dudes 'punching down' often. Or two ultra rich white dudes like Matt & Trey of South Park. Funny sometimes - but you're still a dick when you punch down on communities you're not part of and you don't really know.
Edit: wrong "we're" 🥲
That's a good point, and explains the existence of this comic. They're anti-WN but still have some regressive attitudes.
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Um... applied context?
bro women or gay men don't care if your penis is small, only toxic men care about that
if you are really offended by this then you should ask yourself why exactly
"Bro" I am a gay man. I love small penises. This post is reinforcing stigma around small penises, by associating them with white nationalism.
It's weird to make jokes about them. People don't need to make up for having a small penis, because it's not a flaw, so there is literally no basis for this joke other than toxic masculinity.
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As usual i read too much into stupid shit. Yes, this is toxic masculinity just as much as punching someone in the face. But, like everything, context matters and I believe directing harm towards “bad” people is “good” (aka punching a nazi is good, even preferable). My granpa (a declared fash) would shield behind the “no violence” stand to support the most heinous shit and my point always has been that somebody need to shoot a nazi eventually. That guy would be “bad” for killing a person but we need those guys. At some point kindness doesn’t cut it anymore.
But, like everything, context matters and I believe directing harm towards “bad” people is “good”
That's not what bodyshaming does, though.
If you punch or kill a nazi, that harms the nazi.
If you joke about nazis compensating for having a small dick, then you are reinforcing the idea that small dicks are bad and something that needs to be compensated for. This harms people with small penises.
In addition, lots of nazis will have average or big dicks, and will find this kind of post laughable and irrelevant. It's not even harming them.
So, this post mainly stigmatizes men with a certain body type, and not nazis. This is not good praxis.
I think that's the reason why these kinds of derogatory statements are made. It's because masculinity is the sole identity of the fascist (aside from nationalism). Obviously, if you have masculinity be your main ideology, you are a problematic person.
E.g. calling the proud boys "gravy seals" doesn't make me upset, because I don't care if I'm fat or not, and I don't really subscribe to machiavellianism. They, internally, do and being mocked is an affront to their ideology.
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There's a whole theological reflection by the German pastor and theologian Dietrich Bonhoeffer, who participated in a tentative to kill Hitler. In a nutshell, he said that killing was always bad, but in some fringe cases, someone has to get their hands dirty.
He was killed by the Nazis after the failure of the killing attempt.
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Excellent. And body shaming doesn't come into it for me. I see this as picking at their sense of themselves, which they need for their hateful beliefs. It's just the language that cretins understand.
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This is almost the same thing as claiming to not be homophobic and then using "gay" as an insult.
Not almost.
Don't even joke that smol pp = nazi. Because I'm definitely not a Nazi.
Tiny pps UNITE! Together! Rubbing! With lube!
Jesus christ these comments. Guys, it's a dick joke, calm your tits.
A tit joke? In my Dick dick joke thread? Get out of here.
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who's out there comparing their dicks to other dudes to know if they're below or above average
Insecure dudes, primarily.
someone should tell them it's gay to think about other men's dicks
/s, but their reaction would be funny
The same people comparing their cars, bank accounts, houses, even their dogs and schools their children go to. to decide who is ""alpha"" and who is poor. Capitalist religion-induced issues.
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So we can not body shame everyone
Or body shame everyone
Or is it a thing everyone can do to people you just don't like and it is totally fine
This is Cyanide & Happiness. They're in the body shame everyone camp.
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b b but my truck is big
Hey! Wanna help me move? You can also carry the biggest pieces of furniture to show how superior you are to me! That'll show me!
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Dudes getting upset at 🦐 dick jokes will never stop being funny lol.
Nooo misandry, this feeds small dick men into the alt right pipeline nooo body shaming we have to take the higher moral ground nooo don't make small dick jokes guys.
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Like 4 and a half is average I'm pretty sure. Lemme Google. Okay Google says 5.1 but close enough I guess. It's WAY less than porn obviously and WAY less than women think. I have a strong hunch that this is because most men they've been with have lied about their size so to them a 4" is a 6" is an 8" etc. There was this green text I saw posted here today/yesterday about a dude with 5.5 saying "don't expect anything special" and his girl freaking out so this backs up said theory.
Bottom line it doesn't matter. The vaginal canal is like 4-5 inches and the g spot is just a couple inches in so you can do good no matter what you're packing. A lot of women don't like you poking their cervix. Also I have it on good authority some women prefer people without penises and they seem pretty satisfied too.
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I don't understand this comic. White nationalism and penis size are unrelated, as far as I'm aware.
It's called a joke
Thanks for clarifying that
You're welcome. Glad I could help.
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A more serious interpretation is that men might try to compensate for their insecurity by being angry and hateful in an act of over-performative masculinity.
Also, it’s just belittling white nationalists because they’re obviously losers and it’s fun to do so.
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