Ypu know who downvotes this? Tiny-penised fascists.
I started college at 16, and completed my first degree at 39. Don't feel bad, the timeline works differently for different people.
Let's start calling them what they are: The gICEstapo.
If this were a movie, (that I was writing) The car would glitch and lock Dumpster inside, then burst into flames. He would push the panic button, then look through the smoky windows at fElon laughing demonically, while Dumpster lights-outs coughing and railing against the betrayal, and injustice of it all.
Fade to black. Cough
I honestly thought nothing could ever turn me into any kind of Philly fan, yet here we are.
Go, Birds!
How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?
A couple months ago, I would have said Proton. But....
Here we are.
Panic?!
You mean throw a welcome party?
Breed with? No, not since we out-bred and out-competed Neandertals. And Denisovans. And at least one other ancestral human subspecies in sub-Saharan Africa. So at least 3 ancient homo sapiens subspecies that we used to interbreed with, but none left now.
Every day, I see headlines that make me wonder how The Onion hasn't gone out of business.
I mean, how do you even compete?