A Tux has been on my wishlist all year. updated

So, charged with being cool and awesome? Cuz that shit's great.

10 years ago I met a hydrologist from Tehran. He told me aquifer depletion was a looming disaster then, and the government wouldn't face it.

Best non-fiction opening that sounds like a threat.

So, 1st ammendment is being suspended?

Set fire to the Capitol. Got it

Ypu know who downvotes this? Tiny-penised fascists.

How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?

A couple months ago, I would have said Proton. But....

Here we are.

Panic?!

You mean throw a welcome party?

Oh, goddammit.

Breed with? No, not since we out-bred and out-competed Neandertals. And Denisovans. And at least one other ancestral human subspecies in sub-Saharan Africa. So at least 3 ancient homo sapiens subspecies that we used to interbreed with, but none left now.