[-] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 21 points 6 days ago

Every day, I see headlines that make me wonder how The Onion hasn't gone out of business.

I mean, how do you even compete?

[-] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 138 points 1 month ago

Ypu know who downvotes this? Tiny-penised fascists.

88

"Stick," as a tool, is basically the Finglonger

[-] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 34 points 2 months ago

I started college at 16, and completed my first degree at 39. Don't feel bad, the timeline works differently for different people.

[-] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 43 points 2 months ago

Let's start calling them what they are: The gICEstapo.

[-] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 45 points 3 months ago

If this were a movie, (that I was writing) The car would glitch and lock Dumpster inside, then burst into flames. He would push the panic button, then look through the smoky windows at fElon laughing demonically, while Dumpster lights-outs coughing and railing against the betrayal, and injustice of it all.

Fade to black. Cough

[-] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 33 points 4 months ago

I honestly thought nothing could ever turn me into any kind of Philly fan, yet here we are.

Go, Birds!

[-] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 143 points 4 months ago

How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?

[-] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 100 points 5 months ago

A couple months ago, I would have said Proton. But....

Here we are.

[-] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 47 points 5 months ago

Panic?!

You mean throw a welcome party?

[-] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 32 points 5 months ago

End the NFL.

[-] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 327 points 5 months ago

Oh, goddammit.

[-] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 52 points 6 months ago

Breed with? No, not since we out-bred and out-competed Neandertals. And Denisovans. And at least one other ancestral human subspecies in sub-Saharan Africa. So at least 3 ancient homo sapiens subspecies that we used to interbreed with, but none left now.

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