I know they're lying about his cognitive tests : TooDumbToImagine

[-] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

People have got to learn that not knowing something is fine. Why make something up when you don't know something?

I don't know much about the stage categorisation of cancers.

Why not just say Biden has cancer?

I know the answer of course. I just wish there were so many other idiots like him.

I also wish the US were so stupid as to elect him.

[-] zanyllama52@infosec.pub 9 points 14 hours ago

Why he gots to be white? The boy is orange.

[-] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

He's more annoying and more orange than the Annoying Orange!

[-] Wilco@lemm.ee 33 points 20 hours ago

Stage 1 is a small tumor that hasn't spread, where Stage 4 has spread to the blood and is basically everywhere. Stage 9 would be crazy. It would not only be spreading to other people (guessing that would be stage 6 or 7), but it would spread to inanimate objects. Poor fuckers would be giving their Honda Civic cancer there towards the end.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago

Stage 9: the cancer has become sentient.

[-] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 17 hours ago

Stage 9: The cancer takes your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

[-] nthavoc@lemmy.today 5 points 13 hours ago

Also wields a sawed-off that fires more cancer.

[-] hansolo@lemm.ee 9 points 17 hours ago

Stage 9 is everyone in the same room as you for more than 5 minute gets cancer.

Stage 10 is when people just see an image of you and boom - cancer. Saw Ol' Joe on the TV? Cancer. Disneyland Hall of Pridents? Animatronic cancer. You saw an Amtrack train in the distance? Close enough. Cancer.

[-] Wilco@lemm.ee 4 points 10 hours ago

We need an SCP number and containment procedures for cancer spread by image.

[-] hansolo@lemm.ee 2 points 10 hours ago

Containment outlined in documentary film "Birdbox"

[-] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

When does it become interplanetary?

[-] hansolo@lemm.ee 3 points 10 hours ago

Stage 42 is when the whole universe is cancer.

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 14 hours ago

Pretty sure stage 9 is when the cancer gets cancer.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Does the inanimate objects include cancer as well? That might explain how he is alive at stage 9.

[-] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

At stage 9 the cancer was probably piloting Biden like meat mech.

[-] Wilco@lemm.ee 1 points 10 hours ago

"Remember President Biden, stay centrist and don't make waves ... oh, and eat more Pineapple" -The cancer cells piloting the Biden Meat puppet around

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 12 hours ago

omg trump is more quotable than Churchill X1000, except it's always embarassing

[-] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Jeez Biden hit the warp zone of prostate cancer? Didn’t realize stages of cancer were like super Mario bros stages

[-] yournamehere@lemm.ee 8 points 19 hours ago

every day sth stupider. really. poor ppl at SNL. how you gonna write a skit and prepare for a show knowing even your best joke could easily be less funny than the stuff trump (or any other batshit maga) does. they killed comedy.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

They're playing the heel so well, that they manage to avoid scrutiny and public-opinion making, even in the jester's court. Comedy is an invaluable tool for socializing and discussing what ails us all, and these crooks may just be somewhat immune to it.

[-] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Really tragic how the left lost the ability to make and share content in 2010.

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 12 hours ago

the left, whatever that is. probably out there living lives as one does.

"the ability to make and share content"

lol. Martin Luther is an epic totem for all sides, and not just for righteousness.

why don't you start lying on behalf of the left and see where that gets you.

[-] Bieren@lemmy.world 16 points 22 hours ago

Had a friend the other day get diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. I laughed and said let me know when it’s stage 9.

[-] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 4 points 19 hours ago

Every accusation is a confession.

The ninth circle of Hell, in Dante's Inferno, is dedicated to treachery and betrayal. Specifically, it's where those who betrayed their kin, country, friends, guests, or lords are punished. It's the deepest and coldest circle, with Satan himself residing at the center.

[-] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

LOL

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 22 hours ago

Why the random casual racism?

[-] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

It's implying it would be ok if he was black.

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

It's OK, stage 4 will do just fine.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 117 points 1 day ago

And just think - a large percentage of Americans think he's a genius.

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 21 hours ago

In a ways he is 'smart' in the sense that he understands how public attention works and has a brute force understanding of the legal system.

[-] djsoren19 64 points 1 day ago

honestly, he might even be smarter than a large percentage of Americans. Things are really fucked over here.

[-] Pnut@lemm.ee 3 points 22 hours ago

From the outside looking in. Yeah. What's the plan?

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

It’s either really terrible for everyone, or really terrible for everyone

[-] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 23 points 1 day ago

Apparently 1 in 10 Americans think the Earth is flat.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

And I wish every single one of them would go find the edge and jump the fuck off.

[-] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

I remember in the late 90's early 00's when this was a satire site that started the trend.

Fucking idiots found it, didn't get the satire, and ran with it to become what it is today.

[-] tehBishop@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 hours ago

10$ that birds are not real is the next flat earth.

[-] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

Not taking that bet :)

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[-] spicehoarder@lemm.ee 1 points 18 hours ago

Biden has Terminal 6

[-] boaratio@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

Like AI, it's not just that he's dumb, he's confidently dumb.

[-] Rin@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

Honestly, if i had to choose trump or AI to be prez, i'd probably choose AI...

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

At least you would accidentally get some shit right sometimes.

[-] proper@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago

man. woman. camera. hamberder.

[-] Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 day ago

I'm just reminded of that vinny skit where Mario tells Luigi "You have stage 9 cancer Luigi, I don't even know what that means"

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 day ago

This historic period is completely embarrassing .... and I'm up in Canada!

When we read about historic politicians and the things they said 100 years ago, the US had Woodrow Wilson, Warren Harding, Calvin Coolidge and Herbert Hoover. There are political debates about the good and bad things they did but all of them had sensible and meaningful quotes about society, philosophy and government .... they were educated in rhetoric and everything they said and wrote came from a base of a lot of education and understanding.

The US in the 2020s has an 80 year old man who could barely manage the country and a clown that never makes any sense.

They will laugh at all of us in a hundred years for the stupidity we all put up with in our world leadership.

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[-] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago

"dumbest white man to ever live" is not the one in the white house, its probably some magat voter in florda or alabama

dumbest white man to ever live in the white house? yea that's probably right.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 1 day ago

Idk Reagan was pretty fucking stupid too

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