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I know they're lying about his cognitive tests (europe.pub)

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[-] hansolo@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

Stage 9 is everyone in the same room as you for more than 5 minute gets cancer.

Stage 10 is when people just see an image of you and boom - cancer. Saw Ol' Joe on the TV? Cancer. Disneyland Hall of Pridents? Animatronic cancer. You saw an Amtrack train in the distance? Close enough. Cancer.

[-] Wilco@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

We need an SCP number and containment procedures for cancer spread by image.

[-] hansolo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Containment outlined in documentary film "Birdbox"

[-] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

When does it become interplanetary?

[-] hansolo@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Stage 42 is when the whole universe is cancer.

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure stage 9 is when the cancer gets cancer.

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