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[-] ptz@dubvee.org 64 points 1 month ago

This is the only exception I can think of:

Pete Hornberger (from 30 Rock) with the chyron reading "Pete, Powerless Bald"

[-] errer@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

What about this bald little shit

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Overpowered at pure fucking hatred

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

That's an A-grade anvil magnet. You got a licence for that??

[-] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 49 points 1 month ago

Hey! Vsauce, Michael here. Did you know I can kick your ass? But what does it mean to kick? And what is an ass? Turns out, kicking means fucking and ass means your mom.

[-] Zorsith 42 points 1 month ago

Krillin is very much stoppable.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

He's still the strongest human alive. By Terrestrial standards, he's indestructible.

[-] Zorsith 11 points 1 month ago

Master Roshi ain't dead yet.

[-] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

If you count Gohan, Trunks, 17, 18, and Tien as humans, which they all are to some degree, he's def not the strongest of his species. He is way up there though, and 7th place isn't even close, but special K is for sure not the strongest.

[-] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

C'mon Tien? K Dog would hose him. Destructo Disc his three-eyed ass in half. But yeah the robots and the half-Saiyans don't count, that's cheating.

[-] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Maybe. I'm pretty sure Tien mopped the floor with him in DB, but that was a long time ago. I don't think either of them have enough feats in Super to definitively say who would win, but Tien is consistantly more dedicated to training and has an even trickier arsenal of techniques, so I'd put my money that ways.

And being half human is still being human. That's genetic diversity, which is not cheating.

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[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I am not enough of an Otaku to have this debate to any sort of conclusion; I'll take your word for it. I do have one question though: if we discount the Saiyan hybrids and androids, what puts Tien over the top?

[-] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Three eyes = 150% as cool and that's all I've got tbh

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

That's 50% more eyeballs than Krillin, and Tien has a nose. Plus, he can turn triangles into squares, now that I think about it. That math checks out.

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[-] tatann@lemm.ee 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Where's Homer ? I've seen the guy fall hundreds of meters and not die

(Also hot wife)

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[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 28 points 1 month ago
[-] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 month ago
[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

One Punch Man's hair fell out from his extreme work out routine (that isn't extreme at all). So like a reverse Goku.

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago

Those of you questioning Krilling - he's not op in fighting, just in the babe department.

[-] justsquigglez@lemm.ee 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

To be fair, I believe he IS the strongest pure human in DBZ cannon, so in some sense he's OP in fighting. Just not against the show's usual villains after the OG Dragon Ball lol

[-] harmsy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

He's not even OP against the villains IN the OG Dragon Ball. He gets his ass handed to him by a Red Ribbon Army guy.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Dude you're making fun of a kid. And it's funny.

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[-] Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

He also invented the destructodisc, which is what technically felled Frieza the first time, and works even on enemies as strong as perfect cell. It's just that cell has crazy regeneration.

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[-] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

He is the champion of dying.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 1 month ago
[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Or like the kids say: extremely op on the rizz

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[-] Master@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Because extra testosterone is linked to hair loss. Working out heavily creates extra testosterone. At some point most men have to choose between keeping their hair or having a functional dick.

All the people in ops pic chose their dick!

[-] MohamedMoney@feddit.org 17 points 1 month ago

Yet no one is called Baldwin.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
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[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

No Samuel L. Jackson?

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago
[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

i know 2 and 3 are known for their sauce and 4 for cleaning it

[-] spooky2092 12 points 1 month ago

Krillin

Overpowered

Okay yamcha

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

Why does nobody kill yamcha!? -- Joey Wheeler

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[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago
[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Krillin

The exception that proves the rule?

[-] inferni_advocatvs@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Unstoppabald*

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
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[-] Lootboblin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

There is an old finnish saying that hair and common sense (brains) doesn’t stay in the same head. Tukka ja järki ei pysy samassa päässä.

[-] klobuerschtler@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

You forgot Steve Balmer

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago
[-] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Those guys don’t have time for hair.

[-] lolola 4 points 1 month ago

shantae fans perplexed

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