Donny, you’re out of your element

Grass just makes it taste green.

Also you just got sniped for revealing the conspiracy.

If ease-of-consumption is all that counts, just make smoothies out of everything.

I love that image

A donkey on a farm? At this time of the year? Located entirely within London?

What’s Italian about this?

I feel like this joke has to be as old as the first invention of something not inherently practical like acting or philosophy.

This feels like Terry Pratchett already did this

Everything but solving climate change

Not enough trains

All antidotes for you

Golden Retrievers are seen as big, strong and masculine?