I feel like this joke has to be as old as the first invention of something not inherently practical like acting or philosophy.

Relentlessly judging

This feels like Terry Pratchett already did this

Anybody else think the joke would be better without the last reply?

Everything but solving climate change

Not enough trains

All antidotes for you

It’s quite hard to be enthusiastic about this map

Golden Retrievers are seen as big, strong and masculine?

It’ll get worse and more boring.

Sounds bad.

Yeah pretty much. Most of us don’t even ask.