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[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 44 points 2 months ago

Oh man, this one took me a while to get! Really good joke!

[-] adeoxymus@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago
[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 89 points 2 months ago

"Is it for a clock" sounds like he's asking "is it four o'clock"

[-] sxan@midwest.social 15 points 2 months ago

Wow, this one if heavily dependent on regional dialects. What is the source, southern?

"For a clock" would be pronounced either "for aye clock" or "for uh clock", where I've lived, which has mostly be above the Mason-Dixon line. "Four o'clock" would be pronounced "for oh clock". I would never have gotten this because everywhere I've lived these would be pronounced differently.

I'm really curious where they're pronounced the same. I believe it, I must can't imagine the accent. Must be southern.

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

"four uh clock" is pretty standard for both 4:00 and for-a-clock where I am in the North-Western US.

[-] thoughtfuldragon 5 points 2 months ago

Reduction to shwa!

[-] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

One hundred percent southern

[-] adeoxymus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

OMG of course! Thanks :-)

[-] ABCDE@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[-] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I'm glad it wasn't just me.

[-] AceCephalon@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I ended up misreading this as sort of "Well I don't know if it's a clock, that's why I need the batteries to find out" and found that reasoning to be funnier than the pun which flew over my head initially, simply for being such a comedically unconventional, yet entirely possible situation with several implications that could be made, such as just assuming something must be a clock, and immediately wanting to try using it as such, even though it might not actually be a clock.

Now if only I had something to measure my disappointment like a clock measures time...

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

This joke could be spicier, but I can't blame you for not having the thyme

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago
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