[-] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 2 weeks ago

Why is it plugged in?

[-] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 3 weeks ago

I grabbed one cat while my partner tried to get the other. I left the doors open as I ran out so the dog could follow. Got those 2 in the truck, and ran back for my partner and final pet. We didn't have shirts, but we had our babies

[-] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 3 weeks ago

You lost a kid. That's only 7

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Who's That Pokémon? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

State your favorite Pokémon! I might just enhance it for you

Here are some extras:

[-] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 4 months ago

Willingham was given access, "like a lot of other people," to the evidence room, including on his last day at work. The dispatcher died on Aug. 23, 2024, with the cause of death determined to be the "combined toxic effects of fentanyl, gabapentin, diazepam, amphetamine, carisoprodol and methocarbamol"

Jesus Fucking Christ. How in the fuck could anybody think that would be a good time?

[-] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 6 months ago

US woman backflips in court

I'm gonna need a courtroom sketch of that

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[-] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 7 months ago

Right? Seems like the situation was going to solve itself

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[-] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 8 months ago

Authorities described the suspect as a white man, age 30 to 40, who is balding or has very short hair.

He shouldn't be too hard to find

[-] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Morale shrunk 3 sizes that day

[-] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 8 months ago

Can we come up with a new saying? The Leopard is exhausted

[-] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 8 months ago

Why T-Rex got them little Mew arms?

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