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homiesexualism rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 10 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) by TotallynotJessica to c/onehundredninetysix

Edit: NSFW and a definition of Homiesexualism

Homiesexualism - the belief that it isn't gay to have sex with your homies

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[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 hours ago

It’s called being a good host

Not gay

[-] verdare@beehaw.org 5 points 6 hours ago

I believe the characters are Kazuha (bottom) and Wanderer (top) from Genshin Impact.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

is it gay if you're both nonbinary/agender? i'll award $2 and some pocket lint to anyone who can provide a robust mathematical proof

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 hours ago

There's a joke here about the transitive property. I can feel it.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 minutes ago

ah no sorry that's not a joke you're feeling, it's just my pocket cucumber..

[-] zea_64 16 points 7 hours ago

It's gay. Proof left as an exercise to the reader.

[-] LuckingFurker 19 points 9 hours ago

I'm agender and by my reckoning the sexuality of anyone who kisses me is entirely at my whim

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

Schrödinger’s sexuality

[-] LuckingFurker 5 points 7 hours ago

That also goes for having sex too - "hey babe, just so you know, it's gay sex tonight, cool?"

[-] dechnically@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)
  • homosexuality = being attracted to the gender you identify as
  • agender = not identifying with any gender
  • agender homosexuality = not being attracted to any gender = asexuality???

can someone check my work here

[-] TotallynotJessica 4 points 8 hours ago

Not a mathematical proof, but straightness isn't the same as heterosexuality, nor is gay synonymous with homosexuality. Two enbies might have the same gender, making their relationship homosexual, but two enbies can also have very different nonbinary genders, therefore being heterosexual. However, those heterosexual enbies would still not be straight, because they aren't a cis man with a cis woman.

It all comes down to straightness being an entirely normative category, not a descriptive one. It's just like the bs concept of "whiteness" which will similarly exclude Europeans or people with pale skin because they don't "fit in" for arbitrary reasons.

People who insist that it's straight to have sex with the homies are trying to claim that they're "normal" and shouldn't be discriminated against just for who they fuck. It's understandable to not wanna be discriminated against, and even more understandable to think rigid constructions of sexuality are stupid. Unfortunately, the problem with some of these people is that they only want to save themselves from being treated poorly, not get rid of "othering" in general. The enlightened approach is to be rid of straightness and arbitrary normalcy.

TLDR: you're only straight if it's a cis woman with a cis man, otherwise you're queer/gay/not normal

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

However, those heterosexual enbies would still not be straight, because they aren’t a cis man with a cis woman.

That's the first I've heard that being cis is explicitly a requirement for being "straight" ...

[-] will_steal_your_username 3 points 2 hours ago

you’re only straight if it’s a cis woman with a cis man, otherwise you’re queer/gay/not normal

My brain got kinda surprised at reading "not normal" because I'm surrounded by queers all the time

[-] HappyFrog 34 points 10 hours ago

I've come to the conclusion that everything is gay, and nothing is. Even a man kissing a woman can be gay in the right context.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Fellas, is it gay to be a man kissing a woman?

[-] Denvil@lemmy.one 27 points 10 hours ago

I mean cmon, you're kissing a boykisser

[-] HappyFrog 8 points 10 hours ago
[-] will_steal_your_username 9 points 9 hours ago

Should probably be marked nsfw, given that you can see the motion lines and such

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