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[-] nieminen@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

So dumb, we don't believe in Satan either.

Except Mr Satan:

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

How do you do that with Jam? Like physically I don't understand. I'm lucky if a jam only ends up on the toast and not on the counter on the way to the toast. It a messy bitch

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Put a handful in your mouth and use your lips like a rectum

[-] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago

Squeeze bottle, I think.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 20 points 3 months ago

Oh dang it I wrote Santa again.

[-] Okokimup@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Then you have to cover it up with a whole bowl full of jelly.

[-] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago

The guy can’t read. It clearly says “satin”, as in bed sheets.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Here I thought it says "Satah" as in ... Uh ... I don't know actually.

[-] peregrin5@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

Who is going around offering people jam on toast?

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav 17 points 3 months ago
[-] peregrin5@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago
[-] _lilith@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

someone go check on alex. Dude is eating off newspaper and using squeeze bottle jam

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 3 months ago

Fun Fact: cheap street food was served on newspaper as a cost saving measure, but it also tended to absorb some of the ink, which would sweeten the food because it contained lead!

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Fun Fact": Troubling Fact

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 3 months ago

Delicious Satan.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

That's how we getcha!

this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2025
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