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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 90 points 2 weeks ago

A little rail cart on a winch would work quite nicely.

As usual, the answer to the transportation problem is a train.

[-] Catoblepas 30 points 2 weeks ago

That’s basically what Angels Flight in Los Angeles is. Locals got sick of walking up the fuck off steep hill and built a 300 foot rail to go up and down it.

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

We have these. They are called funiculars

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

need to get steps in though

[-] SeekPie@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Put an treadmill on the train.

[-] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago
[-] tom@jlai.lu 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

How fast did Napoleon do it?

[-] Trebuchet@lemm.ee 19 points 2 weeks ago

I assume everyone living in the vicinity has buns of steel and a resting heart rate of 40?

[-] slingstone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I recognized it from my research into islands as far away from all the bullshit of the modern world as possible. I would love to visit.

[-] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago

I've genuinely considered moving there.

They have a radio station, and it's run by the chillest guy ever. Just playing tunes, and chatting between.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

Fun fact: This is why landings are required at certain distances.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

So you can bounce from them while falling?

[-] sulgoth@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Well you're meant to "land" on them but momentum can be a bitch.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Only not in some 3rd world countries.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 31 points 2 weeks ago

At first I thought "wow, really? Only 8 seconds?"

Count out 8 full seconds in your head.

Now imagine you're being hit by young teenagers with baseball bats.

8 seconds is a LONG time

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

That's what I told her, but she insisted it really wasn't....

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

I guess she's used to being pounded on by teenagers?

[-] 123nope567@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago
[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 2 weeks ago

My irrational fear of heights would cause me paralysis on these stairs. It happened in a train station that had plexiglass walls around the stairs. It felt too open and I crouched uncontrollable fear as my partner tried to console me. A cop came to see what was wrong and d that was the thing that motivated me to push through and make it the rest of the way.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I feel you. I also have that fear, and one time we went to a local opera house that has very steep balconies. When you are walking down the stairs to your seat, it seriously feels like you can fall to your death if you wobble or trip. I needed my husband holding my hand and his constant reassurance just to make it to our seats. Didn’t get up the whole intermission and then high-tailed it out of there. Never again.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I walked out of a concert because we were at the top of those stairs in a huge arena. Just felt like I would fall forward out of my seat for no reason, which is completely ludicrous but that didn’t stop my unease. The seats sucked anyway.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

I feel that way in some sports stadiums. Like... I can intellectually recognize that hundreds of thousands of people use these stairs without incident every year. But it does not feel that way in the moment.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

I have to do a double-take every time I try to go on a boring, run of the mill down escalator. (I'm perfectly fine going up.) It's like I'm waiting for vertigo that never quite comes, just threatens.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

The vertigo passes you and lands on me. It's been a problem lately.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's not irrational at all. Falling from heights hurts. I'm afraid of being hurt (including from heights). It makes perfect sense.

[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

8 seconds in freefall from 1000ft. Longer if you hit solid things on the way rolling down.

Also, if you bring air resistance into it, nationality will affect outcome.

[-] rockSlayer 12 points 2 weeks ago

I wasn't aware air resistance was dependent on nationality

[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Correlation with mass and surface area.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Collect S K A T E on the way down

[-] abbiistabbii 11 points 2 weeks ago

Fun fact, there is a stairway like this but so much more run down near me. It's known locally as the Jacob's Ladder, it's under the Forth Rail Bridge and it's actually terrifying but it's the quickest way between the station and the Pier.

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] abbiistabbii 4 points 2 weeks ago

I feel safer on that one than the one at Queensferry. Behold.

Every other step? Rotten. Parts of the Handrail? Broken. The steps? Uneven. The Alternative? A winding road that takes you out into the country or a walk into the village.

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 2 points 2 weeks ago

a walk into the village

Sounds hellish 😂

[-] abbiistabbii 1 points 2 weeks ago

At another 10 minutes? Yes. Yes it is, especially when you need to catch a train.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

at least the death trap has lights...

[-] Monzcarro@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

There's another one in Sidmouth Devon:

[-] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sick ass grind combo or you won't have to worry about being cool ever again.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

I firmly believe that the gene for "wants to do crazy shit" and the gene for "has mad skills" will converge given enough time.

[-] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine how fun it would be to rig up a luge sled with little rings to go over the railings. The hardest part would be designing brakes that would work effectively, but assumjng you could figure that out, (or i guess even if you couldnt) that first 6 seconds would be fun as hell.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

And a cable car to go back.

[-] hungryphrog 6 points 2 weeks ago

Just put a slide there, much quicker. The real problem is getting all your stuff there when you move.

[-] bappity@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I bet this would be sick when it's icy if you have a big sled to go down it

[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

I don't see the beach

[-] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

I know this place in Queenstown nz

[-] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago
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