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maths rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 week ago by carotte to c/onehundredninetysix
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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 week ago

Mathematician: Pi is 3.141592653589793238...
Engineer: Pi is 4
Toilet Paper Marketer: Pi is 10

[-] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 17 points 1 week ago
[-] anothercatgirl 4 points 1 week ago

This is way too funny I'm rofl

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

As someone who comparison shops in excess, toilet paper math is infuriating.

[-] dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 days ago

i always squeeze the rolls, and go with whatever feels the most dense. usually scott.

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

Look at the price by weight instead. The "math" advertised on the packaging is probably bullshit anyways.

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

COMING SOON: Quilton solid uranium toilet roll. Say goodbye to squishy cardboard toilet rolls that can't hold their shape, Say hello to the quality heft of a solid metal roll.

Safety note: Stacking more than 6 together will cause a Demon Core event.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Toilet paper math becomes a lot easier with a bidet.

[-] carotte 6 points 1 week ago

i mean at least with regular toilet paper i get what they mean, "16 double rolls = 32 rolls wow!" even tho it's bullshit

but here??? are those paper towels unthirdle rolls?

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 17 points 1 week ago

special deal! 6 = 8*

*8 = 6

[-] Thrickles@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

High school math never prepared me for toilet paper math.

[-] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

Taxes are easier.

[-] meliante@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

That's almost apple math.

[-] RedSnt@feddit.dk 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I think the printer ran out of ink before it finished 8 * 0.75

[-] dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago
[-] carotte 4 points 1 week ago

i still don’t know what they mean by this

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

The rolls now have more sheets per roll, so six rolls gets you the same number of sheets as eight normal sized rolls.

[-] bisby@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

6 of this product with 200 sheets each (1200 total) = 8 competitor products with only 150 sheets each (1200 total).

They are missing a ×200 and ×150 in their equation. They are trying to remind you that this isnt shrinkflation! ... So they can normalize 6 rolls per pack and shrinkflate later

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

For sure. I’m a die hard unit price shopper, except for paper towels. That select-a-size really makes you think. How often do I use two or more smaller sheets at once…UGH just get these.

[-] carotte 3 points 1 week ago

ah, okay that makes sense i guess

it's still such a weird thing lol, like at least usually they'd explicitely say "as much sheets as 8 rolls!" somewhere

[-] troybot@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

[-] TotallynotJessica 1 points 1 week ago

why many word when few word?

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What does the asterisk text say? Is it some kind of poorly designed "Buy 6, get 8" thing?

[-] fakeplastic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

*for very large values of 6

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 2 points 1 week ago

8^*=6, meaning * ≈ 0.8617

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