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They didn't have any abbreviations ready for that sentence
"So, what code do we put in for the insurance company?"
8=%=D
🏅
Definitely awarded
Amazing.
This explains everything in 5 characters.
8%D FTFY
42069
4011
Is 4011 something real? Or am I missing something?
00003
If the chief complaint is funny/fucked up enough, we won't abbreviate it
FGT SPNR STK ON PNS
9‽
I don't have a penis, but I for one was a total idiot at age 9.
Not having a penis: the perfect counter to the fidgit spinner trap
Boys start playing with their weiners as soon as their hands can start grasping stuff. It's instinctual.
It's instinctual in that all babies explore their genitals as soon as they can start willfully moving their hands, yes. It's not just boys having a special connection to their genitalia.
tbf a dick is way more fun to literally play with, like they're so inherently comedic that all cultures agree that drawing a dick is funny
If you don't think the same of a vulva, then you're only outing yourself as having incredibly little imagination/experience with them. CIA couldn't have gotten that out of me, honestly.
I was jerking off around that age, hadn't ever seen any porn or anything, no need to call child protection, it was just natural for me
I wonder how my life would have changed if i had access to the internet at age 9
15 mins at the swimming pool is cheaper than ER
He might need to have his penis drained to get it out.
Usually I get mine out before I drain it.
The ultimate Helicopter Dick.
That's why you explain what the helicopter really is...
he's literally me
Directions unclear
Like it didn't happen to everybody at some point.
I've seen some different sizes of fidget spinners, but no way is anyone that small lol
it's a 9 year old
We all know boys don't grow dick and balls until puberty
Absolutely not. A baby penis could MAYBE fit in a skateboard bearing. Probably not even then. That’s ridiculous.
how do you know?
... But how?
It's a 9 year old and some spinners have a hole on each side.
Fwizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I would have to wonder if there were any nurses/doctors that found themselves spinning a fidget spinner later that day. Maybe they knew where it came from... maybe they didn't.
Someone did not know that alcohol makes you soft.
Yeah. Lets get the 9yo drunk
Ahahaha. Missed that detail, but it could be 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69…well maybe not 69+.
this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2025
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