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[-] tourist@lemmy.world 198 points 3 months ago

They didn't have any abbreviations ready for that sentence

[-] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 75 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"So, what code do we put in for the insurance company?"

[-] piefood@piefed.social 181 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] Anarki_ 40 points 3 months ago
[-] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Definitely awarded

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 points 3 months ago
[-] Wilco@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

This explains everything in 5 characters.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 1 points 3 months ago
[-] Gork@lemm.ee 29 points 3 months ago
[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago
[-] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Is 4011 something real? Or am I missing something?

[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago
[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 37 points 3 months ago

If the chief complaint is funny/fucked up enough, we won't abbreviate it

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

FGT SPNR STK ON PNS

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 54 points 3 months ago
[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 50 points 3 months ago

I don't have a penis, but I for one was a total idiot at age 9.

[-] absentbird@lemm.ee 18 points 3 months ago

Not having a penis: the perfect counter to the fidgit spinner trap

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 35 points 3 months ago

Boys start playing with their weiners as soon as their hands can start grasping stuff. It's instinctual.

[-] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

It's instinctual in that all babies explore their genitals as soon as they can start willfully moving their hands, yes. It's not just boys having a special connection to their genitalia.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

tbf a dick is way more fun to literally play with, like they're so inherently comedic that all cultures agree that drawing a dick is funny

[-] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

If you don't think the same of a vulva, then you're only outing yourself as having incredibly little imagination/experience with them. CIA couldn't have gotten that out of me, honestly.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

I was jerking off around that age, hadn't ever seen any porn or anything, no need to call child protection, it was just natural for me

[-] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I wonder how my life would have changed if i had access to the internet at age 9

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

15 mins at the swimming pool is cheaper than ER

[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

He might need to have his penis drained to get it out.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Usually I get mine out before I drain it.

[-] toofpic@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

The ultimate Helicopter Dick.

[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Right foot penis, abdomen penis, back penis, fidgit spinner.. still spinning!

[-] PapstJL4U@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That's why you explain what the helicopter really is...

[-] dechnically@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

he's literally me

[-] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Directions unclear

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 8 points 3 months ago

I've seen some different sizes of fidget spinners, but no way is anyone that small lol

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 23 points 3 months ago
[-] Zidane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

We all know boys don't grow dick and balls until puberty

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

Absolutely not. A baby penis could MAYBE fit in a skateboard bearing. Probably not even then. That’s ridiculous.

[-] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago

how do you know?

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Like it didn't happen to everybody at some point.

[-] KingBoo@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago
[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 9 points 3 months ago

It's a 9 year old and some spinners have a hole on each side.

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago
[-] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

I would have to wonder if there were any nurses/doctors that found themselves spinning a fidget spinner later that day. Maybe they knew where it came from... maybe they didn't.

[-] ImmersiveMatthew@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Someone did not know that alcohol makes you soft.

[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yeah. Lets get the 9yo drunk

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

It builds character, dammit!

[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

I mean, there's always small beer.

[-] ImmersiveMatthew@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Ahahaha. Missed that detail, but it could be 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69…well maybe not 69+.

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