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[-] kautau@lemmy.world 145 points 3 weeks ago

Putting this here for easy copy/paste later

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[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 21 points 3 weeks ago

Whew, no bird/stork character, I can never remember that when I desperately need to

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 16 points 3 weeks ago

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I personally like how this one in particular seems like a casket rising from the floor

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[-] SeekPie@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

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[-] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 117 points 3 weeks ago

Adobe: trying to connect creators (no not you, you're too poor to buy our license)

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 70 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

There are way more affordable options out there, some are free.

  • For tablet painting: Krita and free
  • For photoshop: I use affinity, but Canvas just bought them. Not sure how they're going to be in the future. Canvas is evil. It's around $125/2 or 3 years or so. I haven't used Gimp in awhile, I might look at them again.
  • For Premiere Pro, Audition and After Effects: Buy the studio version of Davinci Resolve, it has all of them. It's a lifetime purchase and cheap if you think of that way. Don't lose your code though.
  • For 3D: Blender and free. It keeps getting better and better.
[-] rockSlayer 17 points 3 weeks ago

Photopea is a great option for light photo editing! It's free website with a decent layout

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you, that does look great if Affinity goes tits up.

[-] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 14 points 3 weeks ago

Real :3.. I use krita for my art ^^ GIMP for photo editing (which I don't do a lot of), kdenlive for video, and.. blender for 3d stuff

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

kdenlive

I've never heard of that one, that looks great.

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[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago

I love Procreate and Affinity Designer as Photoshop replacements! No subscription. Iโ€™m not sure what platforms they run on, though. I just use em on my iPad Pro (and Procreate Pocket on my phone)

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

Krita is our version of Procreate.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

Nice, I will check it out!

[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I love Affinity but didnโ€™t know Canvas got ahold of them. Shoot.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Not good news, but I mispoke, it's Canva:

https://www.canva.com/newsroom/news/affinity/

They were the evil ones I was thinking of though.

[-] quarklover123@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

why is canva evil, exactly? i use it sometimes /honest question

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago

They're fast enshitifiers, they'll buy great products and make them subscription or way worse. An example of a way worse way is Unsplash, where they would offer free products and you could buy some of the photos. The ones you have to purchase used to be at the top or bottom, like PixaBay does. But now they're mixed in and random. I don't use it anymore. They ruin everything to the point where if I see they're involved, I don't use the product. I know it'll turn bad soon. I've bought from Pixabay occasionally. They might enshitify too, but so far they've been great.

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[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

Armor Paint for Substance Painter

Material Maker for Substance Designer

[-] makyo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Still haven't found a good replacement for InDesign and let me tell you how much I'm hankering to move on

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

I personally have replaced all my Adobe products with the much cheaper alternative of pirated Adobe products

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Affinity has one that's just as good, but as I said in another comment, I'm not sure how long that will last since they were bought by Canva.

https://affinity.serif.com/en-us/publisher/

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

didn't gimp just roll out a major update? I've been using paint.net for a while, but i'm curious how the the new is

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck, affinity got bought? God damn it, that sucks.

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[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 15 points 3 weeks ago

Adobe: "We're here for all our starving artists"

Artist: Buys a Photoshop subscription instead of food

[-] RedStrider@lemmy.world 106 points 3 weeks ago

For those not on Bluesky, Adobe got bullied so hard by basically every artist the site from this post that they straight up left. They were ratio'd out of existence. It's hilarious.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago

Adobe be like

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I can't keep getting this whiplash where I lose all faith in humanity and then humanity goes and does something awesome and hilarious like this.

For those on Bluesky, this is a perfect example of why Bluesky will enshittify since this kind of brutal honesty towards rich people and large corporations won't be tolerated on a coporate social network that is working to turn as big of a profit as possible.

This period of people being able to clown on powerful corporations like this will quickly come to an end as soon as investors put the pressure on Bluesky to return a profit.

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[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 74 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 66 points 3 weeks ago

It warms my heart to see all the Adobe hate and people switching to other things more and more. And I say that as a professional designer who has to pay my adobe tax every year to stay employed. Every person I see switch increases the chance I'll get to kick them to the curb someday myself.

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 weeks ago

I found an open source replacement for Lightroom that finally worked (others I tried crashed loading my raws). While testing it, my subscription renewed (I can take criticism that I should have known and cancelled before renewal, but..) I then tried cancelling right after, but Adobe only gives a grace period on first purchase, not renewals. If subscription automatically charges, that money is gone.

[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 10 points 3 weeks ago

They've gotten a lot of heat for that over the years. I can't believe it's even legal honestly.

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

i'm pretty sure it's not, since if you get through their bullshit AI assistant and talk to a human they can just undo it without a fuss if it hasn't been too long since you've been charged

i'm guessing they're counting on people just giving up whilst defending themselves with "Your Honour people can technically do that, see they just need to contact support :)" all whilst desperately trying to hide that option so you give up and let them have your money

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[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

nonono, go back there is a way. you have to battle through their FAQ, and then their AI assistant, when you finally arrive at the point of talking to a human being then they might be able to just undo that for you, i don't know if there's a deadline for giving back money after you've been charged, but if it was a day or two ago i'm sure it's not too late

it worked for me with adobe and netflix, they barely even asked why aside from what is required of them "why r u leaving i need it for a survey" type of thing. it's a sleazy move to hide that you can get your money back, they try to squeeze just a little bit more out of you, but you if embrace your inner Karen there's a chance!

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[-] Rubanski@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

What is the FOSS replacement that you chose?

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[-] Scrollone@feddit.it 9 points 3 weeks ago

I'd love if the Affinity suite was available for Linux. That's the only thing I miss from Windows/macOS.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I use it on Linux with wine but I donโ€™t know how stable it would be with large images/worse hardware

https://forum.affinity.serif.com/index.php?/topic/182758-affinity-suite-v2-on-linux-wine/

[-] floo@retrolemmy.com 51 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

What has Adobe done to fuel my creativity? 25 years of copyright protection on their apps. And in all of that time, I have never paid to use a legit version of their most current app. Why? Because their DRM is overengineered and full of weaknesses that can easily be exploited by even the most novice user. Their paranoia combined with their incompetence has saved me tens of thousands of dollars over the decades.

Thanks Adobe!

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

They could crack down more on pirated Photoshop, but they don't want to.

The money is in the commercials licensing, and people who can't afford Creative Cloud pirating it and learning it is good for them when they need software for work later.

I'm a massive fan of FOSS. For my GIS work, I use QGIS over ESRI. For 3D modeling, I use Blender. For streaming video, I use OBS. Many FOSS solutions are extremely polished, and even for those that are clunky, they can be made to do what you need with a little work.

But when it comes to photo editing, the reality is Adobe's overpriced market leaders also happen to be far and away the best products. It's not even close. Photoshop and Lightroom are untouched by the competition, paid or free. They're simply excellent products that provide functionality that isn't replicated elsewhere.

[-] toddestan@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

I don't think it's incompetence, exactly. If you're not going to pay for Photoshop (Lightroom, Audition, etc...), Adobe would rather you use a pirated Photoshop as opposed to learning something else. Because even a pirated version helps them keep their stranglehold on the market.

It's the same reason Microsoft doesn't really crack down on pirated versions of Windows.

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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

I've been legally using their shit for two decades. It's a fucking nightmare. I have to use their app to login in conjunction to my pc because they restrict us to TWO machines at a time. I have 4 I regularly use, so it's just a huge hassle.

I block their connections now to avoid this, and again, I PAY THEM, and I'm just ONE PERSON. Every person in charge at this company is a clown.

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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 43 points 3 weeks ago

I fucking hate Adobe so much. One curse is not enough! More curses!

[-] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 34 points 3 weeks ago

I heard adobe steal artist's works to train their ai

[-] mke@programming.dev 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That's nearly every company making image generation AI right now. Stealing from creators is all the rage, and I've yet to see a reasonable defense of this by AI users.

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Look you aren't going to stop this bad thing going on, so why not just support the bad thing going on and stop complaining? Personally I have made a lot of money off this bad thing so I am struggling to see what is bad about it? Your numerous examples about this bad thing hurting other people and the earth don't work on me since I have spent a long time listening to white guys explain to me how to completely destroy my capacity for empathy for other human beings and now I am functionally a sociopath.

Besides anyways, all art is stealing so what is wrong with condescendingly shitting on artists and art in general as an idea by drowning spaces that used to be public squares full of vibrant human art with crappy cynical slop generated by a computer?

[-] gex@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

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[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 17 points 3 weeks ago

Connect my balls to your forehead, Adobe.

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[-] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Remember folks, it is ALWAYS morally and ethically justified to pirate Adobe software. They're a garbage, predatory company that needs to crash and burn.

[-] the_q@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago

Why justify when you can switch to other apps? Even with pirating you're still supporting them and their stranglehold on the creative industry. Fuck em proper.

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