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[-] compostgoblin@slrpnk.net 192 points 1 week ago

Honestly? Sounds like a pretty decent life path

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

I knew a guy who did that around here and I never seen anything but a smile on his face.

[-] prole 13 points 1 week ago

Does he... not know about climate change? lol

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

I mean, yeah, but he spent his whole workday riding around in the woods on an atv. He came to my little gas station to fill up his truck and atv and he was always happy.

He also inspected mines, I think most of his job was about looking for runoff from the mines.

[-] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

He probably knows a whole lot about soil biodiversity collapse. Close enough

[-] tetrachromacy@lemmy.world 169 points 1 week ago

Op could have made worse choices overall. ATVs are pretty cool. Soil is soil. Coulda been a cubicle monkey. At least op is getting some sun.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 87 points 1 week ago

Fake: Anon never goes outside
Gay: Anon likes to ride

[-] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

See Greentext post

Look inside

"Anon is fake and gay"

MFW

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Me too, thanks.

[-] Krik@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 week ago

ATV is cool, yeah!

But sampling soil from who-knows-where is shit. Imagine two weeks of rain at 4 °C and everyday you have to drive out. You are muddy, you are wet, you are freezing.

[-] Angelusz@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

If you get the proper gear, clothing etc. - - still better than a cubicle in urban hell.

[-] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'd take a substantial pay cut for the opportunity.
--Me, cubicle code monkey wage slave.

[-] spooky2092 15 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't

  • work from home code money/server toucher
[-] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 6 points 1 week ago

You're not wrong. I make enough money at my current work that I'm hoping to be able to stop working w/i about 10 years (I'd be in my mid 40's) and then go do some kind of outdoors work (ideally as a park ranger or game warden) where I'd be able to get back to my redneck roots and be away from the city 75% of the time.

[-] desktop_user 11 points 1 week ago

with the right gear even freezing rain is tolerable, the big thing is that you need to prevent any water from getting between the boots and the rain/snow pants (or use the single piece pant boot things for wading).

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

single piece pant boot things for wading

Waders?

[-] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

But you are also paid, which is alright.

[-] parody@lemmings.world 3 points 1 week ago

Thanks for the reality check

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[-] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 158 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Colleague asks to do Environmental activism

Don't know what that means, but sure why not

mfw blowing up oil pipes

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

'How many credits do we get with this field project?"

[-] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 52 points 1 week ago

Man, I recently quit IT and went back to school and became an electrician. Couldn't be any happier rn

[-] hash@slrpnk.net 26 points 1 week ago

I'm in cybersecurity and being a heat pump technician is starting to sound very appealing. Can't seem to convince my younger brother tho. Guess we all gotta make our mistakes before we can learn.

[-] joshcodes@programming.dev 14 points 1 week ago

I consider leaving cyber and becoming a barista on a daily basis

[-] Sophocles@infosec.pub 10 points 1 week ago

Do it, I left IT to become a chef. The pay is less but I feel so much better about my job. Theres a huge difference doing something that actually benefits people (making good food for people was my path, it doesn't have to be cooking specifically) rather than slaving away for a corporation's benefit. It's awesome when you go out and see people enjoying what you did

[-] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 2 points 1 week ago

YES! This perfectly describes my current feeling about my job!

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[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I firmly believe you cant really fully articulate what a certain career feels like. You need to experience it for yourself because it subjective. Some may like it and some may not. If he were to listen to your advice, he may be left wondering; what if.

[-] DogWater@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Combine your current skill set with HVAC and you can make big money in data centers i have been told.

[-] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Tell him no one is hiring and security is saturated.

[-] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Funny enough i switched from being an electrician to doing IT a few years ago.

I'm making a ton more money and I'm inside all day. Which is nice today because it's 25°F and windy as shit here today. Its less nice when it's 70°F and sunny though.

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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

I have a family friend who grew up near a creek. He loved bass fishing, so when he heard that invasive carp were eating bass eggs he took that personally.

He'd go out night after night bow hunting carp. He'd kill them and throw them on the bank for animals to eat. Dozens of these huge fish every night for years.

Eventually he cleaned out several miles of the creek by his house, and it's some of the best bass fishing in the area.

tl;dr - He got a degree in fisheries.

[-] rooroo@feddit.org 24 points 1 week ago

Man really is all about that Bass; no treble.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Actually he liked treble hooks for bass fishing

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[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You're doing God's work. Underground runoff is real, and it's full of shit and pesticides. Digging a well for fresh water sucks.

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 27 points 1 week ago

My drinking buddy is a neuroscientist.

Same story. Went to college uncertain what he wanted. Did liberal arts, realized he was always curious about how the brain works, and just kept pushing through.

He's not really sure how he was going to make a living, but he's good at what he does and it's the only thing that keeps him going.

A few drinking sessions prior, we celebrated over him submitting a paper that took five years to write.

[-] TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Forrest Gump: "I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floatin' around accidental-like on a breeze. But I, I think maybe it's both."

OP is Gump lol

[-] Baguette@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago

Born to go field study and research nature, forced to be a cog for increasing shareholder value

[-] ZMoney@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Tried this with geology. Then quit and went to get a PhD. Now as a postdoc finding out that even the $50 million grant to "sustainably extract critical elements" is mostly bullshit. The system can't self-correct.

[-] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

I basically fell into my life choices and they've worked out remarkably well for me. I intended, upon leaving high school, to get a music education degree and become a high school band teacher. Then due to budget reasons (and an unwillingness to take out $50-80k in loans) and having to work full time to support myself, I ended up taking a break from school (after taking 5 years to get my Associates Degree). I moved to the opposite side of the country on a whim, and after a year and a half at a truly miserable call center job, my friend suggested the Coast Guard. So I talked to a recruiter and got a report date.

Around the same time, I met a woman in my area (back before online dating was the tragic mess it currently is) while just looking for people to do things with, since I moved across the country knowing nobody. We got along, but nothing kicked off until I told her I was joining the military (leaving), we both expressed how interested we were in each other, and became a couple.

I'll spare you the longer story, but ended up proposing during "off-base liberty" in boot camp (generally speaking DO NOT RECOMMEND) because I was moving halfway across the country, and, per my proposal, "neither of us have anything, you just lost your job, and the way we both are, even if it's bad we'll stick it out for a year. And if you ever want to go back, we'll buy you a plane ticket, split what we have, and you're no worse off than you are now." We ended up getting along amazingly.

And I was worried about joining the military (which I was doing for the GI Bill so I could finish school then become a band teacher), but the job I've been doing is WAY better than being a band teacher, and I'm currently buying a house (for the second time) and getting set to retire somewhere amazing. At 46.

My life is considerably better than anything I might have planned, because I went along with the opportunities that came up. I think OP failed task successfully.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

If it was one of those federal jobs with a 3 year probation then green text is probably unemployed now.

[-] prole 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My thought as well... There is a small chance that it was for a private firm, but I imagine most jobs like this are government.

Even if it was private sector, eliminating this regulatory enforcement avenue lowers the demand for this kind of work, so it could affect people's jobs there as well.

No need for a contractor to sub-contract you to take soil samples if there's no regulations surrounding soil composition!

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Cannon is a winner

[-] valtia@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Environmental science jobs are legit, they're pretty chill too, unless you're working as a lab analyst

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

At least Anon didn’t pick Law like so many people do when they don’t know what to do after high school.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Could've also done business and become reprehensible.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Disrupt the market by exploiting your customers and employees. Such innovation! One golden parachute please

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

When I was at school everyone picked criminal psychology when they didn't know what to do. Not sure what that says about my school.

[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

Great. Wonderful. Really happy for you, anon. >:{

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[-] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

It’s the wastewater guys that make the good money

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