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Get me pregnant >:3 (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 25 points 4 days ago

I don't know if femboys can get pregnant or not, but there's only one way to find out.

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

We were joking about this with one of our trans friends and at one point I said “well now we gotta get [friend] pregnant!” and I swear the look on their face was the most genuine warm excitement, like a child overhearing their parent tell another that they’re thinking about ordering pizza for dinner.

Can’t say no to that face; we must use our powers of science to make this happen.

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

So you suggested banging your friend and they got excited. I mean, go for it or don't be a tease. They write whole posts on reddit about this kind of stuff and it always has the most simple resolution.

Use protection.

Or don't. I ain't your momma.

Not that you should be thinking of your momma during any of this.

Unless you want to, I mean, whatever goes on in your own head is your own business.

But it is kinda weird how you're obsessed with your mother.

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Are you ok?

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

I am opposed to human reproduction.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 days ago

great, more to go around for the rest of us

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It follows from that: the person with no partners does the most procreation. If my leaving the pool leaves more for you, then so does the next person who leaves the pool, and so on until it's just you having infinite babies.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

For science!

[-] will_steal_your_username 38 points 4 days ago
[-] Kit 34 points 4 days ago

You can have mine, I'm not using it for anything.

[-] will_steal_your_username 22 points 4 days ago

yes plz! I can trade you some of my parts and organs if you're interested. My address is Norway, 0420 Bysted, Réalvei 69

[-] zea_64 10 points 3 days ago

I can trade some parts and organs that aren't mine

[-] Kit 19 points 4 days ago

Cheers, I'll overnight it.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 days ago
[-] will_steal_your_username 4 points 3 days ago

Share with the class please!

[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

Omg how are you always so horny. Also hai good boy :3

[-] ChaoticCookie@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 days ago

I’m not always horny! I just happen to have a lot of horny memes!

Also, hai!!

[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Where do you even find these? Also huge fan btw your posts are suuuuper cute ((and hot)and you're a very sweet boy))

[-] ChaoticCookie@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

Awww thank you >w<

I get my posts either from my friends (I have no idea where they source it from) or r/femboymemes (viewed through redlib ofc, fuck reddit)

[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Nooooo dont fuck reddit it doesn't deserve to get laid

Also your welcome :3

[-] ChaoticCookie@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

True, Reddit shouldn’t be fucked

Someone else should ;3

[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

😳

Maybe it should be you?

[-] ChaoticCookie@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago
[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I mean I wouldnt mind helping :3

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 9 points 4 days ago
[-] ChaoticCookie@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago
[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago
[-] ChaoticCookie@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

Nya~! Please get me pregnant!!! >~<

[-] Emi@ani.social 2 points 3 days ago

I think he can have xx chromosomes. That chromosomes not necessarily equal sex.

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