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RFK Jr. Suggests Letting Bird Flu Spread
(www.usnews.com)
If bird flu is such a minor issue, I say we inject it into Donald Trump, JD Vance, RFK Jr., and Elon Musk. Demonstrate how safe it is. Do it. Come on. DO IT YOU WUSSES.
why inject, since you can spread bird flu by coughing in the same room as them. Trump also is a well known germaphobe too, considered trump and his dad both bullied thier brother into suicide and alcoholism.
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Interestingly, my understanding of the way in which flu vaccine was (in part) produced involved injecting blood infected with a the flu into developing chicken embryos (eggs), allowing them to develop the flu, and several probably very complicated steps later, you've got flu virus particles for a vaccine.
Any ways...
Yes. Tell them we need their ubermensch genetics to base a cure on. Tell them they'll be rich for it.
Let's not use the word "controversial" when "nobody with any qualifications would ever fucking agree with this" is more accurate. Controversial suggests a lack of consensus.
I think just saying dumb shit to cause drama and distract from other shit they're doing
That's not RFK Jr. talking. He died long ago. His body is being controlled by the worms.
This was the worms' plan all along: finally revenge on the chickens.
So “do nothing” is his answer to bird flu and measles?
Everyone who survives will be immune.
That's the whole logic. It was awful enough with Covid's 1% mortality. Measles only kills about 0.1%. Bird flu kills 90-100% of infected birds and 50% of infected humans. And there's plenty of lasting/permanent deficits short of literal death. They're psychopaths.
Oh cool, so this world ensure it spreads to humans. Would could go wrong?
Global Pandemic 2: Bird Flu Boogaloo
Say 2% of the population get sick and 50% of that die, that's 4 million potential deaths.
But yeah right wingers, tell me again how socialism kills so many people...
hey theres a good chance certain very old people in leadership and in high risk group of falling over to it will catch it, so the problem would solve itself naturally?
That was the whole play with COVID. Not much changes in 5 years it seems.
Hahahahahaha jesus tapdancing christ this timeline is fucking wild. He is going to create the conditions for the next pandemic. It’s gonna start here. I’m calling it now.
I baught a shit ton of N95's a month ago... I figured this was going to happen
I would totally bet on this prediction happening. Easy winnings.
new pandemic is already started, look at current measles
Still epidemic, and I'm pretty sure it won't become pandemic because developed countries and developing countries (where do I even place the USA now) trust in vaccinations
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What a fucking disgrace he is to the Kennedy legacy. I hope he gets swallowed by a whale or gets eaten by a bear or a worm eating his brain.
his own family more or less disowned a while ago, and also hes not all there because the way he speaks is like someone got a stroke, he was a known heroin addict.
BND: There's a high probability that the last pandemic was caused by negligence in China.
US: Last Pandemic? Wait, hold my pisswater.
Who would have known. The russian mafia puppet government that's doing it's best impression of the New world order stereotype.. is suggesting a population cull
I am reminded of the quote "some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make".
I remember when people laughed at the concept of the immune system being like a muscle, that needs frequent excercise, and with same excercise it could be built back.
Good times.
Nowadays I wonder when will people shoot each other with increasingly higher caliber bullets to build up immunity to bullets.
I eat one credit card a day to build immunity to capitalism
'Murica, I swear you guys really need a slapping.
Please invade us. We need help
What's the worst that could happen?
COVID 2: DIE HARDER
I guess that would succeed in killing off a bunch of the elderly and infirmed, which be a huge savings to Medicare and social Security, so it's a win-win right?
/S if it wasn't implied already
That is exactly how the Nazis in charge are thinking about this. They assume they'll make it through because they're constitutionally superior, while the weak die and are no longer a burden on the Übermenschen.
The Secretary of HEALTH recommends letting a pandemic spread. Think about that for a second.
Yeah, of we could just stop importing food from the USA, that would be greaaaaat
He can go first. Go ahead Bobby, show us how easy it is.
I knew he was just a huge shill for the reptile egg shadow industry. Before you know it, all US omelets will be made from factory-farmed sea turtle eggs.
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Genius.
That’s just about got the whole zeitgeist sewn up.
I don't think he knows about second pandemic, Pip.
Guess we'll have to force anyone returning from the US to stay in quarantine.
Do you want another pandemic? Because that is how you get another pandemic.
Anyone have the quotes handy on how they want to destroy the country and rebuild as feudal kingdoms?
I made a joke about this in a German community and yet here we are. Satire is dead, murdered by the imbeciles in the Trump administration.
are poultry prices going up like egg prices are in the states?
No, they're different chickens and the virus has been spreading more through egg laying chickens. In part because they're in different locations.
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